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<i>Bear in mind,</i>
<i>this is just a dream.</i>

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<i>But again, it could be reality.</i>

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<i>Reality...</i>

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<i>That's a slippery subject.</i>

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<i>"The only difference</i>
<i>between reality and fiction</i>

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<i>is that fiction</i>
<i>needs to be credible."</i>

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<i>-Mark Twain.</i>

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<i>But a dream...</i>

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<i>no one can take that</i>
<i>away from you</i>

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<i>no matter how incredible</i>
<i>it might be.</i>

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<i>Dream your ass</i>
<i>to Los Angeles...</i>

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<i>land of four million dreamers.</i>

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<i>What are those dreams?</i>

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<i>Fame? Glory? Success?</i>

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<i>A fleet</i>
<i>of unnecessary automobiles?</i>

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<i>For a lucky few,</i>

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<i>the dream is something</i>
<i>they can hold,</i>

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<i>and shape</i>
<i>with little resistance.</i>

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<i>For everyone else,</i>
<i>well, dream all you want.</i>

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<i>Reality's a motherfucker.</i>

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<i>And to survive it,</i>

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<i>you might need to become</i>
<i>something else entirely.</i>

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<i>An unruly, ill-mannered mutt</i>

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<i>that just crawled up</i>
<i>out the swamp.</i>

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<i>Only one way to find out.</i>

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<i>♪ Lately, I can't breathe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ These walls are closing in</i>
<i>On me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This lump in my throat... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm choking to death... ♪</i>

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Jesse!

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How many gallons of paint, man,

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do you think it's going to take
to do this?

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Uh, I have no idea.

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- No idea?
- Nope.

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Is that good news
or bad news?

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<i>♪ That's got to be right,</i>
<i>Lord ♪</i>

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♪ <i>If I die tomorrow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've lived tonight ♪</i>

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Hey, Dogg!

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Yeah?

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Uh, you want something to drink?

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- Yeah, man.
- What you want?

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Uh, bring me some
acidophilus milk.

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Shit...

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Uh...

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Cheers.
You don't even know what's in it

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Well...

48
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...I'll see.

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Why's it so fucking quiet
out here?

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<i>♪ I still like it ♪</i>

51
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<i>♪ It's still good ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I still like it ♪</i>

53
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<i>♪ I return to find you waiting</i>
<i>After I've been gone so long ♪</i>

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Is that Shorty over there?

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Whoo!

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<i>I was born blue</i>

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<i>Another day has come and gone</i>

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<i>In a world</i>
<i>Where I don't belong</i>

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<i>Another day has passed me by</i>

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<i>And it's not because</i>
<i>I didn't try</i>

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<i>Why wasn't I born</i>
<i>With orange skin</i>

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<i>And green hair</i>

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<i>Like the rest of the people</i>
<i>In the world?</i>

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<i>I was born blue</i>

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Ladies and Gentlemen,
without any further ado,

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I'm proud to present to you,

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none other than Swamp Dogg!

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Um...

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I started putting out
records in uh...

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1960...

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...1954!

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Yeah, I put out one record.

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<i>♪ Hey baby... ♪</i>

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<i>I got it on the radio.</i>

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<i>I was popular in school.</i>

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<i>But I was only opening up</i>
<i>at one place.</i>

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<i>A place called</i>
<i>Sunset Lake Park,</i>

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<i>which was</i>

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the Black beach.

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We weren't allowed to go
in your water.

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<i>I was touring around</i>
<i>when I was 14, 15.</i>

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<i>For some reason at that time</i>

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I know you can't look at me
and tell it now,

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but I was cute.

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<i>So I was opening up</i>
<i>for a lot of people</i>

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from Norfolk and Portsmouth,
Newport News, Virginia.

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<i>There was an old boy down there</i>
<i>named Leroy Little.</i>

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You know, he'd fool people.
He would put a show together...

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on the placard,
instead of saying "B.B. King,"

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<i>it would say "B. King."</i>

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<i>People would be demanding</i>
<i>their money back.</i>

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<i>Leroy'd say,</i>
<i>"I'm gonna give</i>
<i>you your money,"</i>

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and start beating the shit
out of ya.

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You know?

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<i>Leroy booked us on a show.</i>

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He had this nigga dressed
in a gorilla costume.

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<i>Oh, lord.</i>

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This gorilla comes out, right?

99
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Man, one nigga jumped up
and stabbed that gorilla.

100
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He didn't kill him though.

101
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<i>In 1964,</i>

102
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<i>Little Jerry Williams</i>
<i>had his first taste of success</i>

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<i>with "I'm the Lover Man."</i>

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Black people didn't like it
and I could understand it,

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'cause I wrote it
for Frankie Valli.

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<i>But, in the meantime...</i>

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<i>...the record just takes off.</i>

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<i>♪ Let me introduce myself ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm the Loverman... ♪</i>

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<i>That was my first hit record.</i>

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<i>It was only played</i>
<i>on White stations.</i>

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<i>I was like,</i>
<i>number one in</i>
<i>Vermont or some...</i>

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<i>I mean,</i>
<i>somewhere it was cold as hell,</i>

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<i>and wasn't no Blacks.</i>

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<i>Some guy booked me</i>
<i>up there, right?</i>

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<i>I was supposed to do two shows.</i>

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<i>When I finished singing,</i>
<i>the promoter called me over,</i>

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<i>he said, "Look here man,</i>
<i>I thought you was White?"</i>

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<i>You know,</i>
<i>I took the money and left.</i>

120
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<i>I mean, wasn't...</i>
<i>wasn't nothing to say.</i>

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00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,679
<i>I mean, how do you argue that?</i>

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<i>He thought I was White.</i>
<i>I thought I was Black.</i>

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Here's where
we have all our parties

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and so forth.

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Getting rid of all this shit.
I don't know who did this.

126
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Guitar Shorty did this.
Put a bumper up there.

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I don't know
what the hell he think.

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<i>My buddy,</i>
<i>Norman Whitfield,</i>

129
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he put that up for me,
bless his heart.

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Now, the motherfucker
look like it's going fall down

131
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,505
and decapitate everybody.

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00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:10,277
This is basically
our work room, our laboratory,

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<i>our... our everything.</i>

134
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,948
<i>This is where we do it all.</i>

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00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,716
My partner, Moogstar,

136
00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:20,821
<i>I can say, "Man,</i>
<i>I wanna do such and such...</i>

137
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,124
<i>uh, but I can't do it</i>

138
00:10:23,257 --> 00:10:25,092
<i>unless the piano's</i>
<i>on top of the house."</i>

139
00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:27,628
He'll put the piano
on top of the house,

140
00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,598
you know, if it's necessary.

141
00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:32,800
<i>When I had my</i>
<i>kitchen remodeled,</i>

142
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,069
<i>a lot of this stuff fell off</i>
<i>the truck.</i>

143
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They're more economical
that way.

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<i>I love TV,</i>

145
00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,710
<i>so I got three televisions</i>
<i>here in the kitchen.</i>

146
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:46,680
<i>Up in the corners,</i>
<i>up in the corners.</i>

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00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,717
All of 'em tuned
to the same station.

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<i>Swamp's not joking,</i>
<i>he loves television.</i>

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Look at that, look at that.

150
00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:56,423
<i>You might have seen</i>
<i>him on</i> Politically Incorrect...

151
00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,860
<i>Mike Judge's</i>
Tales from the Tour Bus...

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<i>Excuse me.</i>

153
00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:03,731
<i>The TV version</i>
<i>of</i> High Fidelity...

154
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,666
<i>I will now sell five copies</i>
<i>of</i> Love, Loss, and Auto-Tune
<i>by Swamp Dogg.</i>

155
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:07,902
<i>Maybe you saw him</i>
<i>on</i> The People's Court.

156
00:11:09,571 --> 00:11:11,939
<i>This is</i>
<i>the defendant, Jerry Williams.</i>

157
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:15,876
<i>He's accused of going silent.</i>

158
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,414
<i>He was guilty.</i>

159
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,249
<i>So I find</i>
<i>that he is owed the money.</i>

160
00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:24,151
<i>And I am gonna order you</i>
<i>to pay him</i>

161
00:11:24,285 --> 00:11:26,153
<i>what I think</i>
<i>is a very reasonable amount.</i>

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00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:27,488
<i>Good luck, folks.</i>

163
00:11:27,622 --> 00:11:28,923
<i>So Swamp's well known.</i>

164
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,491
<i>Even Doug Llewellyn</i>
<i>was familiar.</i>

165
00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:32,627
You're Swamp Dogg?
Is that your professional name?

166
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,195
- Yes. Yes.
- Is that right?

167
00:11:34,495 --> 00:11:35,696
I'm not... If you'll turn
around a little bit, there.

168
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:36,964
I'm... I'm not familiar...

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00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,733
What... what do you do...
on the... on... on the tracks?

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<i>♪ I just hafta</i>
<i>Always stay plastered ♪</i>

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00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:51,445
<i>♪ On Sal-A-Faster</i>
<i>From Al-A-Massa ♪</i>

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00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:55,149
<i>♪ They grow it under</i>
<i>A yum-yum tree ♪</i>

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00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:59,286
<i>♪ When I'm plastered</i>
<i>On Sal-A-Faster ♪</i>

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00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:02,489
<i>♪ I watch the people</i>
<i>All around me ♪</i>

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00:12:02,624 --> 00:12:06,393
<i>♪ You know I mix it</i>
<i>With my tea ♪</i>

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00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,064
<i>♪ Chamomile, Swamp Dogg style ♪</i>

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00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:14,569
<i>♪ I just have to</i>
<i>always be plastered ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On Sal-A-Faster</i>
<i>From Al-A-Massa... ♪</i>

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<i>In 1970, I became Swamp Dogg.</i>

180
00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:25,779
<i>I needed an alter ego.</i>

181
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,618
<i>A dog could get away</i>
<i>with almost anything.</i>

182
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:33,354
<i>You know, he can try to jump</i>
<i>in your lap</i>
<i>while you're eating,</i>

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00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:37,525
<i>and chew up your shoes,</i>
<i>and hump your leg.</i>

184
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,393
<i>I mean I was just doing</i>

185
00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:42,296
<i>what they considered</i>
<i>"wild shit."</i>

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00:12:42,697 --> 00:12:43,698
- So, Swamp?
- Yeah?

187
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,165
So, you're the real Dogg, right?

188
00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,333
Yep!

189
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,738
Nobody wanted
to be named "Dogg."

190
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,405
- Come on?
- Nobody.

191
00:12:51,539 --> 00:12:53,440
Matter of fact they wanna fight
if you call them a dog.

192
00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:54,643
Yeah!

193
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,579
"Jerry Williams"
just seemed too soft.

194
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,214
Ladies and gentlemen,
here he is...

195
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,751
" ...Jerry Williams."

196
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,286
And it's... It's a soft name.

197
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,257
<i>I needed a protector.</i>

198
00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:12,259
<i>You know how the little guy</i>
<i>hang out with the big guy</i>

199
00:13:12,393 --> 00:13:14,328
<i>and the big guy kicks ass</i>
<i>for him?</i>

200
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,699
<i>Well, that's what</i>
<i>Swamp Dogg was.</i>

201
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,900
<i>He was my ass kicker.</i>

202
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,637
What Swamp Dogg truly was about

203
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:27,642
being somebody else
while I look for Jerry Williams.

204
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,511
While you looked
for Jerry Williams?

205
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,781
Uh-huh, 'cause I had lost him
somewhere along the line.

206
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,723
<i>Oops, am I getting</i>
<i>the microphone messed up here?</i>

207
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,525
<i>The mic? Does it sound okay</i>
<i>in the control room?</i>

208
00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:45,694
<i>'Cause I hear mostly</i>
<i>keyboards out here.</i>

209
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:46,960
<i>Fine.</i>

210
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,530
- That's all I hear too.
- Thank you.

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00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:50,164
Hi, I'm Art Fein.

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00:13:50,632 --> 00:13:52,900
This is <i>Lil Art's Poker Party</i>
coming to you from Santa Monica,

213
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:56,236
with, uh...
stars bigger than Hollywood has.

214
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,972
Because this is my favorite guy
in the world.

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00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:03,344
Uh, this is Swamp Dogg.
Swamp, welcome to the show.

216
00:14:03,745 --> 00:14:04,679
Thank you, Art!

217
00:14:04,813 --> 00:14:05,680
Glad to see you, man.

218
00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:06,947
Oh, I'm glad to see you.

219
00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:08,449
It's good to be here
on the show.

220
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,484
This is the brand new
Swamp Dogg album.

221
00:14:10,618 --> 00:14:11,753
Yeah.

222
00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:13,020
Of course, you changed your name
to Swamp Dogg

223
00:14:13,454 --> 00:14:15,022
- somewhere along the way.
- Yeah, 1970.

224
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,791
- You were Little Jerry.
- This is the story of my life.

225
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,025
<i>Let me go through</i>
<i>these albums for a sec.</i>

226
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,460
<i>They all seem to have stickers</i>

227
00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:21,362
<i>that say things</i>
<i>like 38 cents on them.</i>

228
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:22,963
<i>- Yeah.</i>
<i>- But it don't matter</i>

229
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,231
<i>'cause the best music</i>
<i>is often the least expensive.</i>

230
00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:24,566
<i>Oh, most definitely.</i>

231
00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:53,060
These are just gold
and platinum...

232
00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:54,895
accomplishments.

233
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,463
You want this light on?

234
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,502
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Okay.

235
00:15:00,702 --> 00:15:02,069
<i>In here...</i>

236
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,372
<i>...is my manager's bedroom.</i>

237
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,041
<i>I got five daughters, but...</i>

238
00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:10,210
<i>this is the main one.</i>

239
00:15:12,881 --> 00:15:14,014
Do a little dance, Jeri.

240
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,083
- Do a little dance?
- Yeah.

241
00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:18,952
That's Jeri.
She's going to be a doctor

242
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,588
She's 17.

243
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,289
<i>I'm very fortunate today</i>

244
00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:25,426
<i>to have the actual brain</i>
<i>of Swamp Dogg,</i>

245
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,493
<i>aka my father.</i>

246
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,597
<i>♪ Jeri, Jeri ♪</i>

247
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,900
Aside from the small
vessel ischemic changes

248
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,635
like here and so forth,

249
00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:36,170
uh, it's actually a pretty good
looking brain for his age.

250
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:43,845
<i>My father had me</i>
<i>when he was in his thirties.</i>

251
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,181
<i>Growing up with him as a father</i>
<i>has always been amazing.</i>

252
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,684
<i>Super hardworking, dedicated,</i>

253
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,318
<i>he may have gigs or whatever,</i>

254
00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:54,021
<i>but they were there for me</i>
<i>when I played my sports,</i>

255
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,989
<i>there for me</i>
<i>when I won my awards.</i>

256
00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,792
<i>He was never an absentee dad.</i>

257
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,728
<i>He was able to, sort of,</i>
<i>consolidate all</i>
<i>of those things.</i>

258
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,963
<i>And I still think to this day,</i>
<i>you know,</i>

259
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,766
<i>I know he took off time</i>
<i>to raise me.</i>

260
00:16:04,899 --> 00:16:07,167
<i>Sometimes I feel bad,</i>
<i>'cause I think, well,</i>

261
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,636
<i>he was just,</i>

262
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,638
<i>you know, in his heyday</i>
<i>and doing so well in the '70s,</i>

263
00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:12,239
<i>like he could have just kept on</i>
<i>going,</i>

264
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,675
<i>and touring, and touring.</i>

265
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:15,309
<i>And he just put that...</i>

266
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,277
<i>sort of, to the side.</i>

267
00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:19,012
Remain seated please.

268
00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:42,670
Boy, oh, boy.

269
00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:45,072
You got a lot of people
in this house with you, man.

270
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,508
Yeah, I know it.

271
00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:47,842
I thought you was a bachelor.
I thought you just...

272
00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:48,710
I did too!

273
00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:54,348
- What happened, man?
- Guitar Shorty...

274
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:59,119
<i>He, uh... he...</i>
<i>he was in Texas,</i>

275
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,421
and him and his old lady
broke up.

276
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,390
He called me and said,

277
00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:05,793
"Look here man,
you got a lot of room there,

278
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:10,297
can I stay at your place
for a few weeks?"

279
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,534
I said, "Yeah, man, shit, yeah."

280
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,434
'Cause I mean,
I know how it feel

281
00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:17,237
not to have a place to live
and all that.

282
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:22,075
He's been here over 18 years.

283
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,177
Merry Christmas
to Guitar Shorty.

284
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,179
Merry Christmas, Swamp Dogg!

285
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,916
And I don't charge no rent.

286
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,885
- What?
- I don't charge no rent.

287
00:17:31,019 --> 00:17:32,352
Oh, so you got any free rooms?

288
00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:33,721
Yeah, I got one.

289
00:17:33,855 --> 00:17:35,188
You need another roommate?

290
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,691
Hell, no.

291
00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:38,458
All right.
Well, how about... All right.

292
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:40,427
How about you kick Shorty out
and I'll get Shorty's room?

293
00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:43,831
I couldn't do it
'cause he's got a heart

294
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,432
as big as that pool.

295
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:03,718
So now, I got the trailer
hooked up and now I'm...

296
00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:05,520
I'm happy.

297
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,636
<i>He's kind of a secret guy.</i>

298
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,506
It's like living with someone
who works for the CIA.

299
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,909
<i>They've got secrets</i>
<i>they can't tell you.</i>

300
00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:31,813
Shorty also is the resident,
uh, mechanic.

301
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:33,246
<i>The man can do, you know,</i>

302
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,283
fix a Mercedes, a Cadillac,
a Nissan, whatever.

303
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,652
It's... it's amazing.

304
00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:39,954
Just gets right under the car,
goes from there,

305
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:41,889
then goes to his gigs.

306
00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:48,997
<i>We understand</i>
<i>the circumstances.</i>

307
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,734
<i>One get in a jam and need help,</i>
<i>we all get in there together.</i>

308
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,402
<i>That's the only way</i>
<i>you gonna do it.</i>

309
00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:56,871
We all work together.

310
00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:07,649
- Guitar Shorty.
- Yeah.

311
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,551
- How you doing?
- Man...

312
00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:13,220
We're very close.

313
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,188
Yeah.

314
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:19,827
<i>♪ Roommates ♪</i>

315
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,965
<i>♪ Roommates, ooh</i>
<i>Roommates, ooh ♪</i>

316
00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:26,734
<i>♪ Roommates, ooh, ooh</i>
<i>Roommates... ♪</i>

317
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,637
<i>Well, the house is...</i>
<i>it's kind of interesting.</i>

318
00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:32,406
I like to call it "the bachelor
pad for musicians."

319
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,875
Um, aging musicians.

320
00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:35,977
<i>Ha ha ha ha.</i>

321
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,547
<i>I like it because it keeps</i>
<i>my father company.</i>

322
00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:41,516
<i>He's still doing his music.</i>

323
00:19:41,649 --> 00:19:43,350
<i>He, you know, many times,</i>

324
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,520
<i>they'll go in the studio</i>
<i>and jam together,</i>

325
00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:47,855
<i>they're producing</i>
<i>all sorts of folks,</i>

326
00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:50,958
<i>and, uh, it's just</i>
<i>a great vibe.</i>

327
00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:53,761
Go, Shorty!
Uh-oh! Look out now!

328
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,764
<i>So you've just got a bunch</i>
<i>of creative people together,</i>

329
00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:59,534
<i>just living together,</i>
<i>and keeping each other going.</i>

330
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,334
So it's... it's quite nice.

331
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:02,904
<i>♪ Roommates ♪</i>

332
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,341
<i>Oh shit.</i>

333
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,744
<i>♪ Paint the pool ♪</i>

334
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:11,813
<i>♪ Paint the pool ♪</i>

335
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,481
<i>♪ One hour ♪</i>

336
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,784
<i>♪ Two hours ♪</i>

337
00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:18,753
<i>♪ Gon' paint the pool ♪</i>

338
00:20:19,654 --> 00:20:20,988
<i>♪ Paint the pool ♪</i>

339
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,725
So, what part of the industry
you haven't done?

340
00:20:23,858 --> 00:20:26,794
You've been...
you've been a writer,

341
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:31,199
man, you... you're an artist,
you publishing.

342
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,633
I just like it.

343
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,468
It's like a nigga
who likes to cook...

344
00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:36,303
You know, you go in there
and cook a pie.

345
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,939
You can make a cake.

346
00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:39,807
You cook a ham, you know.

347
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,642
But he's enjoying it all.

348
00:20:41,776 --> 00:20:43,243
- Yeah.
- You know?

349
00:20:43,477 --> 00:20:47,915
Plus it... it gives you
more angles to work from.

350
00:20:48,049 --> 00:20:49,217
And I like to work!

351
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,191
<i>♪ I'm tired of working... ♪</i>

352
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,962
<i>Swamp has written,</i>
<i>arranged, produced,</i>

353
00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:03,965
<i>and performed</i>
<i>an estimated 2000 songs.</i>

354
00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:06,167
<i>He's worked</i>
<i>with hundreds of artists</i>

355
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,902
<i>on nearly 500 albums.</i>

356
00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:11,304
<i>He's released 26 as Swamp Dogg.</i>

357
00:21:13,508 --> 00:21:16,644
<i>♪ I've done everything ♪</i>

358
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:22,349
♪ <i>Now there's nothing else ♪</i>

359
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:26,587
♪ <i>You are the dog ♪</i>

360
00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:31,592
♪ <i>But I got to do the barking</i>
<i>All by myself... ♪</i>

361
00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:34,262
<i>His career</i>
<i>really took off in 1967.</i>

362
00:21:34,562 --> 00:21:36,097
<i>When he wrote his first</i>
<i>top 20 hit.</i>

363
00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:38,199
<i>You wrote and produced</i>
<i>a Gene Pitney song.</i>

364
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,700
- Right!
- Can you do that?

365
00:21:40,234 --> 00:21:41,368
<i>♪ I got another heartbreaker ♪</i>

366
00:21:41,502 --> 00:21:42,804
I think so.

367
00:21:44,739 --> 00:21:47,074
<i>♪ I got another heartbreaker ♪</i>

368
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,677
<i>♪ On my hands ♪</i>

369
00:21:51,779 --> 00:21:57,417
<i>♪ Girl, I can't stand up to you</i>
<i>And be a normal man ♪</i>

370
00:22:01,255 --> 00:22:02,757
I had no money.

371
00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:10,898
<i>Any money I made</i>
<i>went towards my wife,</i>

372
00:22:11,032 --> 00:22:12,365
<i>my kids, my aunt,</i>

373
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,235
<i>once every two weeks</i>
<i>or something.</i>

374
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,537
I could send
like 50 dollars home.

375
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:20,007
<i>I was staying</i>
<i>at the Henry Hudson Hotel,</i>

376
00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:22,743
<i>which was nothing</i>
<i>but entertainers.</i>

377
00:22:22,877 --> 00:22:25,780
<i>It was like 20-something</i>
<i>dollars a week.</i>

378
00:22:26,147 --> 00:22:31,986
- And I got behind on that.
- You know. God damn!

379
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,655
<i>♪ Just count the days</i>
<i>I'm gone ♪</i>

380
00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:37,357
<i>♪ 1-2-3-4-5-6-7... ♪</i>

381
00:22:37,658 --> 00:22:42,897
<i>I had the star</i>
<i>musicians in</i>
<i>New York loving me.</i>

382
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:47,001
<i>Chuck Rainey on bass,</i>
<i>Herbie Lovelle on drums.</i>

383
00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:48,102
<i>Eric Gale...</i>

384
00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:08,455
Hello?

385
00:23:11,959 --> 00:23:13,393
Yeah?

386
00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:18,266
I'm in the middle
of an interview.

387
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:19,634
Call me later.

388
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,302
Bye.

389
00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:26,307
...Eric Gale on guitar,
me on piano.

390
00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,342
And that was my rhythm section.

391
00:23:28,643 --> 00:23:31,579
<i>And we was badder</i>
<i>than anything out there.</i>

392
00:23:31,712 --> 00:23:34,782
<i>♪ Count the days</i>
<i>1-2-3-4-5-6-7... ♪</i>

393
00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:36,684
<i>I went over</i>
<i>to Atlantic Records.</i>

394
00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:38,485
<i>They were</i>
<i>the only company around</i>

395
00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:40,788
that didn't have a Black
AandR man.

396
00:23:40,922 --> 00:23:43,090
We had a lot of Black producers,
but no one on staff.

397
00:23:43,224 --> 00:23:47,128
And the NAACP and everybody
was coming down on them
for this.

398
00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:48,930
And I didn't know I was part of

399
00:23:49,063 --> 00:23:50,798
a political thing
that they were doing.

400
00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:52,667
So they just gave me a lot
of acts, they gave me a list,

401
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,003
and so I said, "Yeah, okay.
I'll cut Patti LaBelle.

402
00:23:56,137 --> 00:23:57,972
<i>"I'd love to cut Patti LaBelle.</i>
<i>I'll cut the Commodores."</i>

403
00:23:58,105 --> 00:23:59,540
<i>I didn't think nothing</i>
<i>of the Commodores.</i>

404
00:23:59,674 --> 00:24:01,075
They said, hey,
here's a bunch of acts

405
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,376
we're getting ready
to kick out into the street,

406
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,744
if you wanna cut some of 'em.

407
00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:05,046
Have a ball!

408
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,783
<i>They gave me 500 dollars</i>
<i>a week.</i>

409
00:24:09,350 --> 00:24:10,918
Shit.

410
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:19,327
<i>Gary U.S. Bonds</i>
<i>and I went to Miami.</i>

411
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,861
<i>First thing we did,</i>

412
00:24:21,095 --> 00:24:24,532
<i>we moved in the Four Seasons,</i>
<i>was a two bedroom suite.</i>

413
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:28,069
<i>I had a convertible</i>
<i>Lincoln Continental.</i>

414
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:30,871
<i>And Gary had a convertible</i>
<i>Cadillac, right?</i>

415
00:24:31,005 --> 00:24:32,673
<i>We didn't cut no music yet.</i>

416
00:24:32,807 --> 00:24:36,010
<i>We were smoking grass</i>
<i>and drinking liquor.</i>

417
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:38,913
<i>All the bills going back</i>
<i>to Atlantic.</i>

418
00:24:39,981 --> 00:24:43,217
<i>So I eventually got fired</i>
<i>from Atlantic.</i>

419
00:24:44,418 --> 00:24:45,353
Deliberately.

420
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:49,890
<i>By this time people</i>
<i>are coming to</i>
<i>me for production.</i>

421
00:24:50,191 --> 00:24:52,126
<i>A lot of them wanted me</i>
<i>to play piano.</i>

422
00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:55,997
<i>I was who automatically</i>
<i>could give you that groove.</i>

423
00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:58,299
Whatever I played,
that was the groove!

424
00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:03,671
♪ <i>No need in crying ♪</i>

425
00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:08,709
♪ <i>'Cause you see me talking ♪</i>

426
00:25:10,745 --> 00:25:14,148
♪ <i>No need denying no, no ♪</i>

427
00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:15,816
You know the great thing
about Swamp Dogg,

428
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:18,552
he is great at writing
from a woman's point of view.

429
00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:19,887
<i>How do you even...</i>
<i>how can you get</i>

430
00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:21,922
<i>into the woman's psyche?</i>
<i>How is that possible?</i>

431
00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:24,225
I can think more like a woman
than I can like a man.

432
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:25,459
I really can.

433
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,229
<i>My mother and my father</i>
<i>were musicians.</i>

434
00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:31,565
<i>And they were always</i>
<i>on the road.</i>

435
00:25:31,932 --> 00:25:37,405
<i>So my aunts basically raised me</i>
<i>in a house</i>

436
00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:40,408
<i>that had a bunch</i>
<i>of strong women,</i>

437
00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:44,545
<i>and they loved me,</i>
<i>but they'd kick a man's ass.</i>

438
00:25:44,745 --> 00:25:46,180
<i>All that Doris Duke stuff</i>

439
00:25:46,313 --> 00:25:47,882
<i>"To the Other Woman,</i>
<i>I'm the Other Woman."</i>

440
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,218
<i>♪ Everybody calls</i>
<i>me stupid... ♪</i>

441
00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:53,421
<i>A record like Doris Duke</i>

442
00:25:53,587 --> 00:25:56,924
<i>sold well over a million.</i>

443
00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:59,827
Oh, I was just
a terrific motherfucker,

444
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,362
you know.

445
00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:03,497
<i>But a whole lot of shit I did,</i>

446
00:26:03,631 --> 00:26:05,534
<i>I didn't know</i>
<i>I was supposed to get paid,</i>

447
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,700
<i>so I didn't.</i>

448
00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:07,835
That's funny.

449
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:10,905
I went to college.
The whole nine yards.

450
00:26:11,272 --> 00:26:12,273
But...

451
00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:14,975
I said,
"This don't mean nothing."

452
00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:18,879
My mind was on making records.

453
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:22,283
And I had promised myself
and God,

454
00:26:23,017 --> 00:26:25,419
I wasn't going to do
nothing else in life.

455
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:28,523
But make records.

456
00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:31,092
Records.

457
00:26:32,993 --> 00:26:35,296
<i>♪ I just have to... ♪</i>

458
00:26:36,464 --> 00:26:38,099
- Hello!
- Hi!

459
00:26:38,232 --> 00:26:40,668
Aw, shit.
We gotta rent a hotel room.

460
00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:44,638
<i>I went into the studio</i>
<i>down in Macon, Georgia.</i>

461
00:26:44,872 --> 00:26:47,141
<i>Capricorn, Otis Redding,</i>

462
00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:50,177
<i>The Allman Brothers,</i>
<i>Lynyrd Skynyrd,</i>

463
00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:51,879
I knew all these guys.

464
00:26:52,246 --> 00:26:53,881
<i>Oh, he'd do an album</i>
<i>in just a few days.</i>

465
00:26:54,181 --> 00:26:56,083
<i>I mean, he was... he was in,</i>
<i>and he was out.</i>

466
00:26:56,217 --> 00:26:59,720
<i>He could get a lot of music</i>
<i>for a small amount of bucks.</i>

467
00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:02,223
<i>They were the fastest</i>
<i>recorded records</i>

468
00:27:02,356 --> 00:27:03,624
<i>we ever did here.</i>

469
00:27:03,924 --> 00:27:05,292
<i>That was that Macon,</i>
<i>Georgia scene.</i>

470
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,628
<i>♪ Swamp Dogg style ♪</i>

471
00:27:10,731 --> 00:27:12,299
<i>At the same time,</i>

472
00:27:12,601 --> 00:27:14,902
<i>Swamp found even</i>
<i>greater success in the</i>
<i>musical hotbed</i>

473
00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:16,538
<i>of Muscle Shoals, Alabama.</i>

474
00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:18,540
<i>I'd never heard</i>
<i>of Muscle Shoals.</i>

475
00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:22,511
<i>But Muscle Shoals was bringing</i>
<i>something that I liked,</i>

476
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:25,813
which was like Country
and Blues together.

477
00:27:25,946 --> 00:27:27,181
That's the shit.

478
00:27:28,816 --> 00:27:31,852
<i>♪ Whoa... ♪</i>

479
00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:34,255
<i>I became</i>
<i>a millionaire down there.</i>

480
00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:37,124
<i>Everything was wide open</i>
<i>for me.</i>

481
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,894
<i>I had a houseboat.</i>

482
00:27:40,895 --> 00:27:42,229
<i>Had a plane.</i>

483
00:27:43,164 --> 00:27:45,366
<i>Everything was first class.</i>

484
00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:54,041
<i>But I didn't play it right.</i>

485
00:27:58,613 --> 00:28:03,184
<i>I started doing things</i>
<i>without analyzing them.</i>

486
00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:11,192
<i>I was taking Zoloft</i>
<i>like you eat MandMs.</i>

487
00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,965
<i>I thought motherfuckers</i>
<i>were trying to trick me</i>

488
00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:19,800
<i>and kill me, you know.</i>

489
00:28:26,307 --> 00:28:27,908
<i>♪ Lord, Lord, Lord ♪</i>

490
00:28:28,042 --> 00:28:29,210
I didn't know

491
00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:31,212
what success
was supposed to feel like.

492
00:28:31,345 --> 00:28:34,949
I just thought
the world would become mine.

493
00:28:35,449 --> 00:28:38,085
I just went all the way.
I bought a Rolls-Royce.

494
00:28:38,219 --> 00:28:40,921
Man, I had nine fucking cars.

495
00:28:41,455 --> 00:28:43,558
Now, who needs nine cars?

496
00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:47,261
<i>I wanted to be grand, but...</i>

497
00:28:49,531 --> 00:28:51,098
that's not what it's about.

498
00:28:54,335 --> 00:28:55,336
Very profound.

499
00:28:58,205 --> 00:28:59,807
This is, uh,
<i>Lil Art's Poker Party</i>

500
00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:02,276
coming to you from Hollywood
with some pretty groovy guests.

501
00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:04,646
Third or fourth time in,
Jerry Williams.

502
00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:05,913
I already introduced you though.

503
00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:07,214
I'm doing this all
out of order.

504
00:29:07,348 --> 00:29:08,315
Well, it's good
to see you, Jerry.

505
00:29:08,683 --> 00:29:10,251
It's great to see you, Art.

506
00:29:10,451 --> 00:29:11,352
Yeah, man.

507
00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:13,887
And, uh, let me introduce
your beautiful wife, Yvonne.

508
00:29:14,288 --> 00:29:15,990
- Hi.
- Yvonne, welcome to the show.

509
00:29:16,123 --> 00:29:17,525
It's nice to see you here, too.

510
00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:26,967
<i>I met Yvonne,</i>
<i>we got married in '63.</i>

511
00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:28,769
<i>She learned, um,</i>

512
00:29:28,902 --> 00:29:30,605
<i>the music business</i>
<i>along with me.</i>

513
00:29:30,804 --> 00:29:32,973
<i>We both learned together.</i>

514
00:29:33,508 --> 00:29:38,112
<i>Most of all</i>
<i>the amazing things I did.</i>

515
00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:42,182
<i>She mapped them out,</i>
<i>made phone calls,</i>

516
00:29:42,651 --> 00:29:45,085
<i>sent out telexes, and shit.</i>

517
00:29:45,286 --> 00:29:47,656
<i>Basically,</i>
<i>he did all of the creative,</i>

518
00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:49,189
<i>wonderful things that he does.</i>

519
00:29:49,423 --> 00:29:52,459
<i>And she was behind the scenes</i>
<i>making sure it happened,</i>

520
00:29:52,594 --> 00:29:54,128
<i>and making sure</i>
<i>it was lucrative,</i>

521
00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:57,498
<i>sifting through the best deals,</i>
<i>looking out for the shysters.</i>

522
00:29:57,699 --> 00:29:59,567
She was the muscle, okay?

523
00:29:59,701 --> 00:30:01,969
She was a gangster.
She didn't play, okay?

524
00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:04,673
<i>She'd kick ass, talk shit,</i>
<i>and back it up.</i>

525
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:06,874
Would you stop seeing someone

526
00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:08,710
if they had a pet
that you couldn't stand?

527
00:30:08,842 --> 00:30:10,010
Stand up.

528
00:30:10,512 --> 00:30:11,979
They're saying that the pet
is more important than I am.

529
00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:14,381
- Has that ever happened to you?
- No, it hasn't.

530
00:30:14,516 --> 00:30:15,983
But if it did,
he could just hit the road.

531
00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:17,318
Okay.

532
00:30:17,451 --> 00:30:18,819
<i>She's a little taller than him.</i>

533
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,321
<i>There was that Barney Rubble,</i>
<i>Betty Rubble thing, okay?</i>

534
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,589
She was the big one.

535
00:30:21,723 --> 00:30:23,257
<i>When she barked,</i>
<i>everybody shut up.</i>

536
00:30:23,591 --> 00:30:24,925
Including him.

537
00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:26,528
<i>Her role</i>
<i>in my father's career</i>

538
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,162
<i>was beyond instrumental.</i>

539
00:30:28,295 --> 00:30:31,633
<i>She basically was his manager,</i>
<i>his financial guru,</i>

540
00:30:31,766 --> 00:30:33,834
<i>you name it. She was brilliant.</i>

541
00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:37,639
<i>She definitely broadened</i>
<i>his horizons</i>

542
00:30:37,772 --> 00:30:39,473
<i>and came up</i>
<i>with a lot of great ideas</i>

543
00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:43,877
<i>as far as making the company</i>
<i>bigger and better.</i>

544
00:30:44,244 --> 00:30:45,780
<i>I consider myself</i>

545
00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:48,115
<i>one of the luckiest</i>
<i>motherfuckers in the world.</i>

546
00:30:56,957 --> 00:30:58,959
<i>Sitting on a cornflake</i>

547
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,929
<i>Riding on a roller skate</i>

548
00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:07,434
<i>Too late to hesitate</i>
<i>Or even meditate</i>

549
00:31:08,402 --> 00:31:11,539
<i>Always looking up what's down</i>

550
00:31:12,607 --> 00:31:15,242
<i>They come to get me</i>
<i>From the lost and found</i>

551
00:31:16,678 --> 00:31:19,647
<i>But believe me I'm doing fine</i>

552
00:31:20,548 --> 00:31:23,618
<i>And to the world</i>
<i>I'll toast some wine</i>

553
00:31:24,786 --> 00:31:26,019
<i>And then I'll do...</i>

554
00:31:27,087 --> 00:31:28,556
<i>Total destruction...</i>

555
00:31:29,791 --> 00:31:30,991
<i>To your mind</i>

556
00:31:32,893 --> 00:31:35,062
<i>Trials, and tribulations...</i>

557
00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:37,599
<i>Misuse, and...</i>

558
00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:40,367
<i>Aggravation</i>

559
00:31:42,269 --> 00:31:44,972
<i>It was me</i>
<i>Who you stepped upon</i>

560
00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:48,442
<i>Me who you look down on</i>

561
00:31:49,811 --> 00:31:52,547
<i>I was there to watch you</i>
<i>Playing game</i>

562
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,551
<i>Now, I've learned</i>
<i>To do the same</i>

563
00:31:58,419 --> 00:32:00,722
<i>Now, I'm on your case</i>

564
00:32:01,288 --> 00:32:03,558
<i>Looking you square</i>
<i>In the face</i>

565
00:32:03,758 --> 00:32:07,729
<i>And just as sure</i>
<i>As the sun is going shine</i>

566
00:32:07,862 --> 00:32:11,498
<i>Shine, shine, shine, shine</i>

567
00:32:12,232 --> 00:32:14,702
<i>I'm going to do</i>
<i>Total destruction...</i>

568
00:32:15,870 --> 00:32:17,371
<i>Total destruction...</i>

569
00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:21,275
<i>Total destruction to your mind</i>

570
00:32:51,506 --> 00:32:53,106
Don't get too close
to the edge, Shorty.

571
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,975
Don't get too close
to the edge.

572
00:32:55,476 --> 00:32:57,277
You can swim, can't you?

573
00:32:58,145 --> 00:33:00,380
Not in them shoes.

574
00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:01,850
He can swim a little bit.

575
00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:03,317
With them shoes

576
00:33:03,685 --> 00:33:04,652
gonna drag him down
to the bottom of the water.

577
00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:12,927
This is Northridge,

578
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,262
the porn capital
of the fuckin' world.

579
00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:18,098
Damn, near every house out here,
they shooting porn.

580
00:33:18,232 --> 00:33:19,500
- Yeah!
- Ain't no furniture

581
00:33:19,634 --> 00:33:22,002
in these houses.

582
00:33:26,473 --> 00:33:28,710
<i>I used</i>
<i>to wanna be, uh, a... a grip</i>

583
00:33:28,943 --> 00:33:30,945
<i>until I found out</i>
<i>how much they had to lift.</i>

584
00:33:31,078 --> 00:33:32,012
<i>I thought that would be cool.</i>

585
00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:33,548
<i>"What do you do?" "I'm a grip."</i>

586
00:33:33,681 --> 00:33:35,517
It's better to be a gripper
than a fluffer.

587
00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:37,552
- What's a fluffer?
- What is a fluffer?

588
00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:39,286
Porn man!
When you in porn,

589
00:33:39,687 --> 00:33:41,488
<i>the person that come</i>
<i>to get you ready...</i>

590
00:33:41,623 --> 00:33:43,090
<i>- Oh!</i>
<i>- ...before you do the thing.</i>

591
00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:44,893
- They jack your dick?
- Yeah.

592
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,126
Uh...

593
00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:47,829
How long y'all been
in show business?

594
00:33:47,962 --> 00:33:49,764
I haven't been
in that show business.

595
00:33:49,898 --> 00:33:51,298
You know,
you gotta be prepped

596
00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:52,499
before you go in.

597
00:33:59,974 --> 00:34:00,909
You get it?

598
00:34:01,174 --> 00:34:02,376
I didn't understand

599
00:34:02,510 --> 00:34:05,145
a goddamn thing.

600
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:06,681
Shorty had his eyes closed

601
00:34:06,814 --> 00:34:08,950
a second ago,
but I didn't want to interrupt

602
00:34:09,082 --> 00:34:10,183
what you was saying.

603
00:34:10,317 --> 00:34:11,653
Oh, he's meditating.

604
00:34:14,288 --> 00:34:16,558
You got on some socks
says "Suck my dick?"

605
00:34:19,493 --> 00:34:21,395
I like that!
Where'd you get those, man?

606
00:34:21,596 --> 00:34:23,898
- Why, you want a pair?
- Yeah, I want a pair!

607
00:34:24,032 --> 00:34:25,132
All right, I'll get you a pair.

608
00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:26,500
Oh, man!

609
00:34:26,734 --> 00:34:29,904
You don't see no messages
on socks!

610
00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:32,807
We gonna open that...

611
00:34:40,147 --> 00:34:41,549
That's my friend.

612
00:34:41,849 --> 00:34:45,620
Make sure you get his feet.
See? He got White folks feet.

613
00:34:49,189 --> 00:34:51,425
This is Guitar Shorty's room.

614
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:56,631
You go in there,
uh, at your own risk.

615
00:34:56,764 --> 00:34:58,098
Uh,

616
00:34:58,231 --> 00:35:00,200
this is my living room.

617
00:35:00,935 --> 00:35:02,269
Used to be bigger...

618
00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:05,238
until Moogstar...

619
00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:08,543
took it over
with his green screen...

620
00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:11,879
<i>but we get good use</i>
<i>out of it, so...</i>

621
00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:14,181
I'm not complaining.

622
00:35:14,949 --> 00:35:16,350
That's my man.

623
00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:21,889
Well, Moogstar
has so much talent.

624
00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:23,992
He's the only person I know

625
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,293
who can play
any instrument well!

626
00:35:28,195 --> 00:35:31,532
Not just can play it,
but play it well.

627
00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,433
<i>It's just crazy.</i>

628
00:35:33,568 --> 00:35:35,135
<i>Like, anything he sets</i>
<i>his mind to do,</i>

629
00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:36,738
<i>he can do it.</i>

630
00:35:36,871 --> 00:35:39,306
<i>♪ Hangin out with the owls</i>
<i>All night ♪</i>

631
00:35:39,574 --> 00:35:41,843
<i>♪ Ooh... ♪</i>

632
00:35:43,511 --> 00:35:49,182
<i>Moogstar...</i>
<i>M-O-O-G S-T-A-R.</i>

633
00:35:49,784 --> 00:35:51,719
I am like a satellite.

634
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,287
Not from this planet...

635
00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:56,490
but I am here...

636
00:35:56,624 --> 00:35:58,059
...amongst you all.

637
00:35:58,191 --> 00:36:00,394
I'm gonna
have to funk you all down!

638
00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:01,929
Are we recording?

639
00:36:02,063 --> 00:36:03,531
Yeah, it's recording.

640
00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:06,400
Let you in on a lil' of this.

641
00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:12,974
Let me do that over again.

642
00:36:13,107 --> 00:36:14,274
Okay.

643
00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:20,480
Don't copyright that.

644
00:36:28,156 --> 00:36:29,557
Okay, you want me...

645
00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:53,915
First door and to the left...

646
00:36:55,449 --> 00:36:58,052
Star Village.

647
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,822
Welcome to my "lablomatory."

648
00:37:01,656 --> 00:37:04,759
This is where I hang out.
Sleep right there.

649
00:37:05,593 --> 00:37:09,296
Me, and my animals,
and my mask, and, uh...

650
00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:12,265
all the animals are my friends.

651
00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:15,002
You know, we get to go
way back in time.

652
00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:19,807
See, look at all that.

653
00:37:20,742 --> 00:37:23,177
This was the baby, man,
I... I'll never forget.

654
00:37:23,544 --> 00:37:25,479
I played it
all over the place, man.

655
00:37:25,613 --> 00:37:27,882
And I took it to church,
and I never s...

656
00:37:28,015 --> 00:37:29,884
seeing how the people
was acting crazy,

657
00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:31,485
and they was doin'
the funky worm,

658
00:37:31,619 --> 00:37:33,154
and they started doing
all kinds of shit.

659
00:37:33,286 --> 00:37:34,522
And I was doing all...

660
00:37:34,689 --> 00:37:36,090
I was just getting the feel
of it then.

661
00:37:36,323 --> 00:37:38,826
But I feel the spirit
and I just go into these runs.

662
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,095
'Cause, you know, the church
got Christ, they rolling.

663
00:37:41,229 --> 00:37:43,631
And they be dancing like in a...
in a... in a club,

664
00:37:43,765 --> 00:37:45,666
and, you know, in a house club,

665
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,401
you know, I mean they be gone!
Fast! You know...

666
00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:55,843
The funky worm!

667
00:37:56,409 --> 00:37:58,378
And now I start doing this
crazy funky shit and all that.

668
00:37:58,513 --> 00:38:00,515
And they were like, "Whoa!"

669
00:38:00,648 --> 00:38:04,152
I was able to listen
to secular music by sneaking,

670
00:38:04,652 --> 00:38:06,788
by listening to it on the side,

671
00:38:06,921 --> 00:38:09,690
and, oh,
with a little transistor radio,

672
00:38:10,057 --> 00:38:12,927
you know, and go outside,

673
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:16,030
or go somewhere
where I feel I'm protected

674
00:38:16,164 --> 00:38:17,532
without my dad being around.

675
00:38:17,932 --> 00:38:19,967
'Cause, boy,
he believed in whooping you. Oh!

676
00:38:20,201 --> 00:38:21,434
He'd whoop our ass.

677
00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:23,805
I wasn't able to really,
like, get into it,

678
00:38:23,938 --> 00:38:26,674
like go to a concert
or... or anything, like,

679
00:38:26,808 --> 00:38:29,243
you know, have my own CDs,
and records,

680
00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:30,812
and, you know, all of that.

681
00:38:30,945 --> 00:38:33,748
So I could study it and...
and really get into it.

682
00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:35,683
I didn't get that.

683
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,653
But I felt the music. I felt it.

684
00:38:38,786 --> 00:38:41,689
I knew the music...
I can relate to any music.

685
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:45,193
Don't matter what it is.
I love music. It's in me.

686
00:38:58,405 --> 00:39:00,274
<i>My grandfather taught me</i>

687
00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:01,676
how to stand on my head,

688
00:39:01,809 --> 00:39:04,679
but I was always scared
after I did it.

689
00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:06,446
Hey, Swamp! How are you doing?

690
00:39:06,581 --> 00:39:07,748
I don't know who it is.

691
00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:09,050
Good to see you, neighbor.

692
00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:10,852
What's happening? Man!

693
00:39:11,586 --> 00:39:13,187
That's some crazy stuff
up there.

694
00:39:15,122 --> 00:39:16,624
It's always strange
things happening here,

695
00:39:16,757 --> 00:39:19,627
you know that.

696
00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:22,029
You keep up with the news?

697
00:39:24,165 --> 00:39:25,099
The FBI?

698
00:39:25,766 --> 00:39:27,635
Suddenly, they're the good guys.

699
00:39:29,604 --> 00:39:30,972
They were looking at you
at one point.

700
00:39:31,105 --> 00:39:33,274
Uh-huh.
- Oh yeah. But that was...

701
00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:34,575
That was around the time

702
00:39:34,842 --> 00:39:36,644
that Lennon
and people like Groucho Marx,

703
00:39:36,777 --> 00:39:38,112
you know, they were on a...

704
00:39:38,246 --> 00:39:39,479
- List.
- ...list.

705
00:39:39,947 --> 00:39:43,050
Yeah, they're all on the list.
They were just, uh, subversives,

706
00:39:43,184 --> 00:39:44,185
- you know.
- Yeah.

707
00:39:44,318 --> 00:39:45,452
I want to hear about that.

708
00:39:45,653 --> 00:39:48,789
- Yeah.
- That was 1970... 71.

709
00:39:48,923 --> 00:39:50,925
Seemed like I did
all my crazy shit

710
00:39:51,058 --> 00:39:51,993
right around then.

711
00:39:52,492 --> 00:39:53,527
Uh,

712
00:39:53,794 --> 00:39:58,099
I was,
you know, singing songs about...

713
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:01,702
the president that weren't...

714
00:40:02,737 --> 00:40:05,773
complimentary.
I joined up with Jane Fonda.

715
00:40:05,973 --> 00:40:07,808
- Hmm.
- And they hated her.

716
00:40:07,942 --> 00:40:08,843
Right.

717
00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:14,282
The FBI came, and asked me
a whole bunch of questions,

718
00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:16,584
and the only thing
they could get

719
00:40:16,717 --> 00:40:19,720
was something
about me stealing a car.

720
00:40:19,854 --> 00:40:22,489
At that time,
I had nine automobiles.

721
00:40:22,623 --> 00:40:25,092
The hell
I'm gonna steal a car for?

722
00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:30,831
And I'm forgetting
what I'm saying.

723
00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:36,504
Mr. Wiggles was,
uh, a little gangster.

724
00:40:37,371 --> 00:40:38,639
He was a real gangster, I guess,

725
00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,574
'cause he shot
a couple of people.

726
00:40:41,108 --> 00:40:42,243
Mr. Wiggles?

727
00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:46,147
<i>Tom was hoping</i>

728
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:47,715
<i>that Swamp</i>
<i>would have kept telling him</i>

729
00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:49,350
<i>the story about touring around</i>
<i>with Jane Fonda.</i>

730
00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:51,451
<i>Here's what we</i>
<i>would've learned.</i>

731
00:40:52,153 --> 00:40:56,190
<i>In 1971, the Vietnam War</i>
<i>was still ongoing.</i>

732
00:40:56,424 --> 00:40:57,892
What is it that... that...

733
00:40:58,192 --> 00:41:00,460
<i>Jane Fonda</i>
<i>and other anti-war activists</i>

734
00:41:00,661 --> 00:41:02,296
<i>decided to form</i>
<i>an entertainment group</i>

735
00:41:02,430 --> 00:41:04,398
<i>that would fly in the face</i>
<i>of Bob Hope and his revues.</i>

736
00:41:06,867 --> 00:41:09,070
<i>The traveling show</i>
<i>was called FTA,</i>

737
00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:10,470
<i>or Free The Army.</i>

738
00:41:10,604 --> 00:41:12,640
The soldiers know
what FTA means,

739
00:41:12,773 --> 00:41:14,375
um, it means one
particular thing to them,

740
00:41:14,508 --> 00:41:16,043
we say it means
Free The Army,

741
00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:17,511
and, um...

742
00:41:19,547 --> 00:41:20,781
<i>It meant Fuck The Army.</i>

743
00:41:21,449 --> 00:41:22,917
<i>They visited military bases</i>

744
00:41:23,050 --> 00:41:25,086
<i>around the United States</i>
<i>and the Pacific Rim.</i>

745
00:41:25,219 --> 00:41:27,722
<i>Other members of the group</i>
<i>included Donald Sutherland,</i>

746
00:41:27,989 --> 00:41:30,891
<i>Dick Gregory,</i>
<i>and for a while, Swamp Dogg.</i>

747
00:41:31,025 --> 00:41:33,694
We put on our show, there was
a group called Swamp Dogg,

748
00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:35,863
a marvelous rock group.

749
00:41:35,997 --> 00:41:38,899
They sang songs like
"God Bless America for What."

750
00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:42,269
<i>His radical political views</i>

751
00:41:42,403 --> 00:41:44,739
<i>got him placed</i>
<i>on the FBI's watch list,</i>

752
00:41:45,006 --> 00:41:46,507
<i>and dropped</i>
<i>from Elektra Records.</i>

753
00:41:48,009 --> 00:41:49,944
<i>♪ God bless America ♪</i>

754
00:41:51,645 --> 00:41:53,714
<i>♪ Since Martin died ♪</i>

755
00:41:54,415 --> 00:41:56,951
<i>♪ Nothing has changed ♪</i>

756
00:41:58,586 --> 00:42:00,021
<i>♪ In a country like this ♪</i>

757
00:42:00,154 --> 00:42:03,024
<i>♪ People living in the street</i>
<i>A damn shame ♪</i>

758
00:42:04,725 --> 00:42:07,595
<i>♪ There's not a paragraph</i>
<i>Supposed to help them ♪</i>

759
00:42:07,728 --> 00:42:09,964
<i>♪ In the constitution ♪</i>

760
00:42:10,664 --> 00:42:12,733
<i>♪ We need a revolution ♪</i>

761
00:42:15,736 --> 00:42:16,937
These are the type of songs

762
00:42:17,071 --> 00:42:18,639
that kept me
from being too popular.

763
00:42:18,773 --> 00:42:20,074
Yeah.

764
00:42:20,207 --> 00:42:21,575
You wanna know what happened
to my career?

765
00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:24,678
Songs like "Eat the Goose."

766
00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:28,149
"I've Never Been To Africa."

767
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,284
"Call Me Nigger."

768
00:42:32,486 --> 00:42:33,988
"Mighty Mighty Dollar Bill."

769
00:42:34,455 --> 00:42:36,824
Yeah! I keep singing them.

770
00:42:39,627 --> 00:42:40,928
Yeah!

771
00:42:41,429 --> 00:42:43,464
Could you turn up
the applause meter right there?

772
00:42:43,597 --> 00:42:45,199
God, that's great, Jerry.

773
00:42:45,399 --> 00:42:46,434
That's great, Swamp.

774
00:42:47,101 --> 00:42:49,804
<i>Your career has kind of been,</i>
<i>uh... up and down.</i>

775
00:42:49,937 --> 00:42:51,205
<i>Yes, it has.</i>
<i>Lots of down.</i>

776
00:42:51,338 --> 00:42:52,940
- Lots of down?
- Lots of downs.

777
00:42:53,074 --> 00:42:54,909
But yet you're loved
throughout the world.

778
00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:56,310
Yes, it's... it's, well...

779
00:42:56,444 --> 00:42:58,079
<i>It's a very interesting</i>
<i>phenomenon.</i>

780
00:42:58,279 --> 00:42:59,914
<i>I've noticed you're never</i>
<i>on the same label twice.</i>

781
00:43:00,047 --> 00:43:01,115
No, no.

782
00:43:01,582 --> 00:43:04,652
Uh, they... they get their fill
of me after one time around.

783
00:43:15,262 --> 00:43:20,000
<i>I was signed</i>
<i>to Virgin Records in '96?</i>

784
00:43:20,201 --> 00:43:21,335
<i>Yeah.</i>

785
00:43:21,536 --> 00:43:22,937
This is the new album.

786
00:43:23,137 --> 00:43:25,439
It's going to live up
to all that we were expecting.

787
00:43:25,574 --> 00:43:28,309
- I certainly hope so.
- It fucking better!

788
00:43:28,809 --> 00:43:32,446
<i>I had lunch made</i>
<i>for everybody at Virgin,</i>

789
00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:34,348
<i>and we had like, you know,</i>

790
00:43:34,482 --> 00:43:36,884
<i>ribs, sausage, potato salad,</i>
<i>that type of thing.</i>

791
00:43:38,587 --> 00:43:39,521
That was...

792
00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:43,791
the same week
that I had circumcision.

793
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:47,928
<i>Boy, you talk about some hurt!</i>

794
00:43:48,062 --> 00:43:50,664
You got circumcised? In '96?

795
00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:51,966
Yeah.

796
00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:53,535
<i>Why so late?</i>

797
00:43:54,468 --> 00:43:57,838
<i>I didn't feel</i>
<i>that I needed it, my wife did.</i>

798
00:43:58,172 --> 00:43:59,874
<i>And she wasn't never wrong.</i>

799
00:44:16,525 --> 00:44:17,925
This is my...

800
00:44:18,726 --> 00:44:20,661
garage, but...

801
00:44:21,630 --> 00:44:23,264
I turned it into...

802
00:44:24,732 --> 00:44:28,769
my SDEG Records warehouse.

803
00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:31,272
Swamp Dog Entertainment Group.

804
00:44:31,405 --> 00:44:33,007
That's SDEG.

805
00:44:33,407 --> 00:44:37,579
That's how we're listed
with the IRS

806
00:44:37,711 --> 00:44:38,979
on their list of people

807
00:44:39,113 --> 00:44:40,981
that they getting ready
to put in jail.

808
00:44:41,115 --> 00:44:43,417
<i>Call 800-777-DOGG.</i>

809
00:44:43,552 --> 00:44:46,555
<i>That's 800-777-D-O-G-G.</i>

810
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:50,291
<i>I put out all kinds of records.</i>

811
00:44:50,525 --> 00:44:54,028
<i>Soul compilations, um, Country,</i>

812
00:44:54,161 --> 00:44:56,230
<i>Jackson 5 and Johnny.</i>

813
00:44:56,631 --> 00:45:00,301
<i>And everybody always asks</i>
<i>uh, "Who the hell is Johnny?"</i>

814
00:45:01,001 --> 00:45:02,369
<i>One of the most exciting ones</i>

815
00:45:02,504 --> 00:45:05,540
<i>was a thing</i>
<i>called</i> Beatle Barkers,

816
00:45:05,674 --> 00:45:07,241
<i>and it was Beatles songs</i>

817
00:45:07,509 --> 00:45:10,477
<i>being sung by dogs,</i>
<i>cats, and cattle.</i>

818
00:45:10,612 --> 00:45:12,479
<i>"Beatle Barkers"!</i>

819
00:45:16,951 --> 00:45:18,118
<i>Enjoy again</i>

820
00:45:18,252 --> 00:45:19,820
<i>all your Beatles favorites,</i>

821
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,256
<i>sung... did I say sung?...</i>
<i>as only they could be.</i>

822
00:45:23,724 --> 00:45:24,626
<i>By chickens, cattle,</i>

823
00:45:24,758 --> 00:45:25,759
<i>dogs, and sheep!</i>

824
00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:27,361
<i>Record did good.</i>

825
00:45:27,562 --> 00:45:32,933
<i>I sold 30,000 cassettes</i>
<i>to a pet supplier in Spain.</i>

826
00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:37,539
You know,
Yvonne's your collaborator,

827
00:45:37,805 --> 00:45:39,106
- your wife.
- Yeah.

828
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,642
She helps
write songs, produces,

829
00:45:40,774 --> 00:45:41,942
- I mean everything, right?
- Right.

830
00:45:42,076 --> 00:45:42,943
You got a rap record out too?

831
00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:44,745
Sure, we have two out.

832
00:45:44,945 --> 00:45:46,981
Oh yeah, Daddy D!
We got a guy named Daddy D.

833
00:45:47,114 --> 00:45:50,284
Then I got another album on,
uh... What is it?

834
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,621
- Hustle, Z and M.C. Cool P.
- Hustle, Z and M.C. Cool P!

835
00:45:52,753 --> 00:45:55,724
Oh yeah. We signed this
rap group out of South Carolina.

836
00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:58,292
I didn't know
it was finalized yet,
so I didn't wanna say anything.

837
00:45:58,425 --> 00:46:00,662
Well, we don't quite
have it on paper yet.

838
00:46:02,229 --> 00:46:03,831
<i>♪ Don't stop now ♪</i>

839
00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:07,234
<i>♪ Don't stop now... ♪</i>

840
00:46:08,202 --> 00:46:09,803
<i>Yvonne brought the rappers in.</i>

841
00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:13,742
<i>She's the one who started</i>
<i>a rap section of our company.</i>

842
00:46:13,874 --> 00:46:16,176
<i>♪ Well now the music is pumping</i>
<i>So get out your seat... ♪</i>

843
00:46:16,310 --> 00:46:22,349
<i>And she started managing</i>
<i>some DJs and rappers.</i>

844
00:46:22,483 --> 00:46:24,251
And I thought she was wasting
her time,

845
00:46:24,385 --> 00:46:27,555
but we had a little money,
so go with it.

846
00:46:27,689 --> 00:46:30,124
<i>♪ To the beat, y'all ♪</i>

847
00:46:30,257 --> 00:46:31,626
<i>In 1991,</i>

848
00:46:31,825 --> 00:46:33,561
<i>Swamp and Yvonne released</i>
<i>a hip hop classic,</i>

849
00:46:33,695 --> 00:46:35,764
<i>M.C. Breed's</i>
<i>"Ain't No Future</i>
<i>in Yo Frontin."</i>

850
00:46:35,896 --> 00:46:37,197
Check it out!

851
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:40,968
<i>We took him</i>
<i>from nothin' to somebody.</i>

852
00:46:41,101 --> 00:46:42,903
We sold a million on him.

853
00:46:43,037 --> 00:46:44,471
<i>♪ Sound good to me ♪</i>

854
00:46:45,406 --> 00:46:46,708
<i>♪ This sound hard... ♪</i>

855
00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:50,779
<i>I had artists</i>
<i>that sell 100,</i>

856
00:46:51,145 --> 00:46:55,949
<i>200 thousand 12-inches,</i>
<i>and never appear on the charts.</i>

857
00:46:56,216 --> 00:46:58,653
They'd just skip over
rap artists.

858
00:47:05,059 --> 00:47:06,293
<i>In the '80s,</i>

859
00:47:06,594 --> 00:47:10,464
<i>I started managing</i>
<i>the World Class Wreckin' Cru,</i>

860
00:47:10,699 --> 00:47:16,337
<i>which at that time had Dr. Dre,</i>
<i>Yella, Lonzo Williams.</i>

861
00:47:17,605 --> 00:47:20,040
Swamp was my professor,
my mentor.

862
00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:21,475
Now, Dre, and Yella,

863
00:47:21,609 --> 00:47:24,011
and all these guys
are right next to me,

864
00:47:24,144 --> 00:47:26,313
<i>and none of us knew anything</i>
<i>about anything</i>

865
00:47:26,447 --> 00:47:28,015
<i>when it came</i>
<i>to the record business.</i>

866
00:47:28,215 --> 00:47:30,451
<i>He taught me how to sustain</i>
<i>in bad times.</i>

867
00:47:30,585 --> 00:47:33,153
He was an artist
that owned his own label.

868
00:47:34,054 --> 00:47:35,089
<i>They told me,</i>
<i>I couldn't do that.</i>

869
00:47:35,222 --> 00:47:36,490
Swamp Dogg told me, I could.

870
00:47:36,957 --> 00:47:39,059
<i>Swamp's been known</i>
<i>around the West Coast.</i>

871
00:47:39,293 --> 00:47:40,327
<i>Even Calvin was familiar.</i>

872
00:47:40,662 --> 00:47:43,097
Yeah, I know who Swamp Dogg is.
OG.

873
00:47:43,330 --> 00:47:45,734
Oh, no, he didn't.
Look at the swamper.

874
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:48,803
He pulled up with a rat
on a chain, man!

875
00:47:48,936 --> 00:47:50,471
He's a fool, man.

876
00:47:51,071 --> 00:47:53,273
He's a fool killer.

877
00:47:54,975 --> 00:47:57,144
<i>I've been affiliated with rats</i>

878
00:47:57,277 --> 00:48:00,347
ever since I did an album
called <i>Rat On!</i>

879
00:48:00,749 --> 00:48:05,919
I've had more
publicity to this album

880
00:48:06,086 --> 00:48:07,454
than I have...

881
00:48:09,356 --> 00:48:11,826
any other album I've had.

882
00:48:11,959 --> 00:48:13,060
And the reason

883
00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:17,231
is because instead
of just being a...

884
00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:21,135
ratty rat...

885
00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:24,238
<i>he's smiling.</i>

886
00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:25,707
Swamp Dogg ridin' the rat?

887
00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:28,710
Well, you know what?
That picture how dumb I was.

888
00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:30,310
I say, "Swamp Dogg,

889
00:48:30,444 --> 00:48:31,912
where you find a rat
that big to get on?"

890
00:48:32,045 --> 00:48:33,180
He told me, "Oh, man,

891
00:48:33,447 --> 00:48:35,048
they got... they get 'em
down there at the zoo."

892
00:48:35,282 --> 00:48:36,618
"Gotta go to the special spot,
they got the big rats."

893
00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:38,318
I'm... I'm thinking
it was real shit, okay?

894
00:48:38,653 --> 00:48:40,287
I didn't know
it was photo magic!

895
00:48:40,522 --> 00:48:42,824
Then he had another one.
Him in a hot dog.

896
00:48:43,190 --> 00:48:45,225
<i>I just want to be inside...</i>

897
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:47,595
<i>of a hot dog.</i>

898
00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:49,997
<i>That's my favorite food.</i>

899
00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:54,401
This was done in '82.

900
00:48:54,536 --> 00:49:00,040
They put this cover on,
with this dog eating my butt.

901
00:49:02,577 --> 00:49:05,479
<i>And I was going to sue 'em</i>
<i>and my wife said,</i>

902
00:49:05,613 --> 00:49:09,483
"You know, you're going
to look like a fool in court."

903
00:49:10,284 --> 00:49:11,418
I said, "Why?"

904
00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:15,690
She said, "All them crazy albums
that you have done yourself..."

905
00:49:17,926 --> 00:49:19,861
<i>♪ Salt salty dog ♪</i>

906
00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:23,565
<i>♪ C'mon now! Salt salty dog ♪</i>

907
00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:25,365
<i>♪ Salty dog ♪</i>

908
00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:27,669
<i>♪ C'mon, everybody</i>
<i>Sing with me ♪</i>

909
00:49:27,869 --> 00:49:29,069
<i>♪ One more time ♪</i>

910
00:49:29,336 --> 00:49:30,638
"...You can't win with this,"

911
00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:32,740
she said,
"It ain't really that bad."

912
00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:35,042
Hanging around Swamp Dogg,

913
00:49:35,275 --> 00:49:37,946
I see
what being original is like.

914
00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:40,715
He don't give a fuck
about none of that shit, okay?

915
00:49:40,849 --> 00:49:42,349
He do Swamp Dogg all the time.

916
00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:44,251
Don't be afraid
to step outside the box.

917
00:49:44,384 --> 00:49:45,920
- Try something different, man!
- Right.

918
00:49:46,053 --> 00:49:47,087
You know,
try something different.

919
00:49:47,221 --> 00:49:48,790
Put a...
put a banjo on your shit.

920
00:49:48,923 --> 00:49:50,057
That's right.

921
00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:51,559
Okay, try a banjo
on some hip-hop.

922
00:49:51,693 --> 00:49:53,661
That's that creativity
that they don't teach you.

923
00:49:53,795 --> 00:49:56,664
- You have to just do it.
- Yeah, you got to do it.

924
00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:08,676
<i>"If You</i>
<i>Can Kill It I Can Cook It."</i>

925
00:50:09,276 --> 00:50:12,647
<i>Featuring Moogstar</i>
<i>and The Ingredients.</i>

926
00:50:13,948 --> 00:50:16,283
<i>Swamp Dogg, Dizzy Fae.</i>

927
00:50:16,751 --> 00:50:18,318
<i>"If You Can Kill It</i>
<i>I Can Cook It,"</i>

928
00:50:18,686 --> 00:50:20,522
<i>the new cookbook</i>
<i>written for you by Swamp Dogg,</i>

929
00:50:20,922 --> 00:50:25,058
<i>legendary musician,</i>
<i>entertainer, and now, chef!</i>

930
00:50:26,728 --> 00:50:29,329
Hey, y'all!
It's your girl, Dizzy Fae.

931
00:50:29,463 --> 00:50:31,365
Welcome to <i>If You Can Kill It...</i>

932
00:50:31,599 --> 00:50:33,668
<i>- ...I Can Cook It!</i>
- Absolutely.

933
00:50:33,801 --> 00:50:36,403
Let me introduce you
to our chef, Swamp Dogg.

934
00:50:36,538 --> 00:50:38,105
Thank you.

935
00:50:38,238 --> 00:50:39,774
Makes me feel so good.

936
00:50:43,277 --> 00:50:45,078
So, Swamp,
what are we making today?

937
00:50:45,279 --> 00:50:48,181
<i>- </i> We're makin' cheesecake.
- Ooh!

938
00:50:48,415 --> 00:50:51,519
Moogstar does not eat cheese.

939
00:50:53,922 --> 00:50:57,224
- Swamp, this looks amazing.
- It looks great.

940
00:50:57,424 --> 00:50:58,760
Give it up
for our lucky audience member.

941
00:50:58,893 --> 00:51:00,795
Jesse! Where did he come from?

942
00:51:01,029 --> 00:51:02,597
Is he gonna eat the whole cake?

943
00:51:02,931 --> 00:51:04,398
<i>- "If You Can Kill It</i>
<i>- I Can Cook It,"</i>

944
00:51:04,532 --> 00:51:06,300
<i>the cookbook</i>
<i>50 years in the making!</i>

945
00:51:06,601 --> 00:51:08,836
<i>Swamp Dogg turned</i>
<i>to writing this cookbook</i>
<i>for family and friends</i>

946
00:51:09,037 --> 00:51:10,572
<i>to get him through</i>
<i>the turbulent times of life,</i>
<i>and you can too.</i>

947
00:51:10,905 --> 00:51:13,273
<i>Call 1-866-DOGG-FUD.</i>
<i>That's 1-866-D-O-G-G-F-U-D.</i>

948
00:51:13,407 --> 00:51:14,642
<i>Call now.</i>

949
00:51:15,043 --> 00:51:16,911
That video grabbed my attention
right from the beginning.

950
00:51:17,045 --> 00:51:20,515
I not only felt that this video
had the most original concept

951
00:51:20,648 --> 00:51:23,651
I have ever seen.
I give it five Jeris!

952
00:51:27,722 --> 00:51:29,891
You got a lot of hair.
That... that's...

953
00:51:30,490 --> 00:51:31,626
That's really my hair.

954
00:51:31,759 --> 00:51:33,360
Wow.
That's really something, man.

955
00:51:33,493 --> 00:51:35,663
This show has taken
another dimension.

956
00:51:37,799 --> 00:51:40,167
So, uh, where do...
where do you base yourself now?

957
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:41,603
You're based in Los Angeles?

958
00:51:41,736 --> 00:51:43,705
No, I'm out in The Valley,
Woodland Hills.

959
00:51:43,838 --> 00:51:45,673
L.A., I mean,
you're out here in California.

960
00:51:45,873 --> 00:51:47,441
You were working
with Ray Charles, right?

961
00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:48,943
You were playing guitar
with his band?

962
00:51:49,109 --> 00:51:50,612
Yeah. I didn't get a chance
to record with him.

963
00:51:50,745 --> 00:51:52,981
I think if I stayed
with him I would have.

964
00:51:53,113 --> 00:51:54,214
Mm-hmm.

965
00:51:54,682 --> 00:51:56,684
I didn't stay. I left Ray
after we got to New Orleans,

966
00:51:57,117 --> 00:51:59,654
and I got cold feet
and I missed my grandmother,

967
00:51:59,787 --> 00:52:02,422
and I wanted to go back home,
so I just got nervous.

968
00:52:03,992 --> 00:52:06,761
<i>♪ This is a hard life, baby ♪</i>

969
00:52:06,894 --> 00:52:09,631
♪ <i>You can't live it</i>
<i>By yourself ♪</i>

970
00:52:09,764 --> 00:52:11,431
<i>You're working</i>
<i>300 days a year</i>

971
00:52:11,599 --> 00:52:12,834
<i>or something like that,</i>
<i>traveling all over the world.</i>

972
00:52:12,967 --> 00:52:14,201
<i>Was it always that way for you?</i>

973
00:52:14,334 --> 00:52:15,937
<i>Been on the road</i>
<i>most of your life?</i>

974
00:52:16,070 --> 00:52:18,006
<i>Music has played</i>
<i>a big part in my life.</i>

975
00:52:18,138 --> 00:52:20,307
<i>That's... that's what</i>
<i>I always wanted to be.</i>

976
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,876
<i>And there's been</i>
<i>some tough times for me.</i>

977
00:52:22,010 --> 00:52:25,345
<i>I did mechanic work,</i>
<i>and do music at night.</i>

978
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,049
<i>So I finally took a look</i>
<i>at myself and I said,</i>

979
00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:31,019
<i>"Boy, I might as well just go</i>
<i>all the way with the music."</i>

980
00:52:32,954 --> 00:52:34,722
<i>Let's welcome</i>
<i>now a singing truck driver</i>

981
00:52:35,089 --> 00:52:36,223
<i>from Houston, Texas</i>

982
00:52:36,356 --> 00:52:37,925
<i>truckin' his way</i>
<i>into our hearts.</i>

983
00:52:38,059 --> 00:52:42,496
<i>It's Guitar Shorty! Yeah!</i>

984
00:52:49,137 --> 00:52:51,773
<i>♪ The thrill is gone ♪</i>

985
00:52:54,207 --> 00:52:56,376
<i>♪ The thrill is gone away ♪</i>

986
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:02,315
<i>♪ Oh, you know</i>
<i>You done me wrong, baby ♪</i>

987
00:53:03,151 --> 00:53:06,186
<i>♪ But you'll be sorry someday ♪</i>

988
00:53:31,311 --> 00:53:33,147
Our winner is with 30 points,

989
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,751
Guitar Shorty! Yahoo!

990
00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:40,088
<i>Guitar Shorty!</i>

991
00:53:40,555 --> 00:53:43,323
<i>Moogstar begs</i>
<i>for someone to slap him</i>

992
00:53:43,457 --> 00:53:44,992
so he can find out

993
00:53:45,126 --> 00:53:47,628
if it's a dream or reality.

994
00:53:48,162 --> 00:53:49,664
Sorry, Moog!

995
00:53:50,965 --> 00:53:53,300
It could have been
just another case of the...

996
00:53:53,433 --> 00:53:55,335
<i>♪ Snooze Blues ♪</i>

997
00:53:55,469 --> 00:53:57,605
<i>♪ Snooze Blues ♪</i>

998
00:54:08,216 --> 00:54:10,718
<i>We go to Montana to do a gig.</i>

999
00:54:13,621 --> 00:54:14,789
<i>Right after it was over,</i>

1000
00:54:14,922 --> 00:54:16,423
<i>I was approached</i>
<i>by these people.</i>

1001
00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:18,025
This lady walked up to me
and said,

1002
00:54:18,159 --> 00:54:20,995
"We're going to the, uh,
Evel Knievel's graveyard."

1003
00:54:21,129 --> 00:54:22,597
"Could you go with us?"

1004
00:54:22,730 --> 00:54:25,233
I asked the other band members,
nobody wanted to go.

1005
00:54:25,465 --> 00:54:26,834
<i>"We ain't going."</i>

1006
00:54:27,068 --> 00:54:28,401
<i>"We don't want to go.</i>
<i>We don't want to go."</i>

1007
00:54:28,536 --> 00:54:29,804
I just said,
"Fuck it, let's go."

1008
00:54:30,037 --> 00:54:32,039
Then we got into these cars
and we going down,

1009
00:54:32,173 --> 00:54:35,475
<i>ridin' like Scooby Doo,</i>
<i>you know what I mean?</i>

1010
00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:39,013
<i>Going to the cemetery,</i>

1011
00:54:39,147 --> 00:54:42,617
<i>you know, with the lights on,</i>
<i>they shinin' on the graves.</i>

1012
00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:45,853
<i>We pulled up to it, you know,</i>

1013
00:54:45,987 --> 00:54:47,221
<i>and there was this</i>
<i>beautiful grave there.</i>

1014
00:54:49,557 --> 00:54:50,758
<i>Started taking pictures.</i>

1015
00:54:51,225 --> 00:54:52,794
<i>We was all taking pictures.</i>

1016
00:54:52,994 --> 00:54:54,529
<i>"Moogstar,</i>
<i>why don't you put the suit on?"</i>

1017
00:54:54,662 --> 00:54:56,898
<i>I was like, "What?</i>
<i>Put the suit on?"</i>

1018
00:54:57,031 --> 00:55:00,300
<i>So I put it on!</i>

1019
00:55:04,705 --> 00:55:07,942
<i>And I was like, "Man,</i>
<i>what if I was like that guy?"</i>

1020
00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:10,310
<i>Because I had a fear...</i>

1021
00:55:11,012 --> 00:55:11,979
Fear.

1022
00:55:12,547 --> 00:55:15,448
As an artist, always been there.

1023
00:55:17,018 --> 00:55:18,619
<i>I mean, this cat</i>
<i>he'd get on a lawnmower, man,</i>

1024
00:55:18,753 --> 00:55:21,055
<i>and ride and go jump 50 cars.</i>

1025
00:55:21,255 --> 00:55:23,691
<i>You know, ain't scared</i>
<i>to jump a canyon,</i>

1026
00:55:23,825 --> 00:55:26,527
<i>break all his bones</i>
<i>and do all kinds of shit.</i>

1027
00:55:28,763 --> 00:55:30,598
Now, I don't want
to break no bones. Get me right.

1028
00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:34,836
But I want that
"not to be afraid" shit.

1029
00:55:36,604 --> 00:55:39,841
So, anyway we had
a professional opera singer,

1030
00:55:39,974 --> 00:55:41,374
<i>she was there</i>
<i>and she starts singing</i>

1031
00:55:41,509 --> 00:55:43,010
<i>and she was like, "Whoa!"</i>

1032
00:55:43,144 --> 00:55:45,213
<i>"I want the spirits</i>
<i>to come through</i>

1033
00:55:45,345 --> 00:55:49,116
<i>and give Moogstar the mantle</i>
<i>to keep going."</i>

1034
00:55:50,284 --> 00:55:52,820
<i>♪ Will be channeled ♪</i>

1035
00:55:53,353 --> 00:56:00,294
<i>♪ Through Moogstar! ♪</i>

1036
00:56:00,895 --> 00:56:02,429
<i>♪ I can feel it ♪</i>

1037
00:56:02,563 --> 00:56:03,931
I was like,

1038
00:56:04,332 --> 00:56:05,766
"What the fuck is they doing?"
Anyway, I'm just going with it.

1039
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,835
<i>I'm rolling, just having fun.</i>

1040
00:56:07,969 --> 00:56:11,539
<i>And I went by the grave</i>
<i>to bend down.</i>

1041
00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:12,940
<i>I just wanted</i>
<i>to thank the spirits</i>

1042
00:56:13,074 --> 00:56:14,942
<i>because I want</i>
<i>this man's spirit,</i>

1043
00:56:15,076 --> 00:56:16,811
<i>I want his guts.</i>

1044
00:56:17,044 --> 00:56:18,946
<i>And, when I did that...</i>

1045
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,715
<i>...they said,</i>
<i>"Did you see that?"</i>

1046
00:56:22,350 --> 00:56:26,320
<i>And then here come this owl,</i>
<i>this big white owl.</i>

1047
00:56:28,656 --> 00:56:31,592
That was really strange.

1048
00:56:34,896 --> 00:56:37,131
So, I tried to tell people
about what happened

1049
00:56:37,265 --> 00:56:38,366
when we left, you know,

1050
00:56:38,566 --> 00:56:40,034
because it went on,
they were filming,

1051
00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,036
doing some other stuff
that night, some crazy stuff.

1052
00:56:42,402 --> 00:56:46,707
<i>I mean, naked lady at</i>
<i>McDonald's in a waterfall.</i>

1053
00:56:47,008 --> 00:56:49,076
<i>I mean, we were just doing</i>
<i>all kinds of crazy stuff</i>

1054
00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:50,144
<i>that night.</i>

1055
00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:52,079
So... so...

1056
00:56:52,647 --> 00:56:53,881
<i>...I come back home.</i>

1057
00:56:54,015 --> 00:56:55,650
<i>When we got here...</i>

1058
00:56:56,651 --> 00:56:57,852
<i>that night...</i>

1059
00:56:59,253 --> 00:57:02,323
<i>that owl showed up.</i>

1060
00:57:02,455 --> 00:57:03,624
<i>That same white...</i>

1061
00:57:04,025 --> 00:57:06,794
We don't have no owls
in this neighborhood, okay?

1062
00:57:08,596 --> 00:57:10,164
That sucker showed up.

1063
00:57:10,965 --> 00:57:13,567
<i>Everybody ran out the room</i>
<i>cause they heard this owl</i>

1064
00:57:13,701 --> 00:57:14,669
goin'...

1065
00:57:14,802 --> 00:57:16,003
<i>And I looked up there</i>

1066
00:57:16,203 --> 00:57:17,538
<i>and there's this big</i>
<i>white owl again</i>

1067
00:57:17,672 --> 00:57:19,439
<i>sitting in the tree up there.</i>

1068
00:57:19,774 --> 00:57:22,243
<i>I was like, "What the hell</i>
<i>is going on here?"</i>

1069
00:57:22,843 --> 00:57:24,345
<i>We didn't understand</i>
<i>what was happening,</i>

1070
00:57:24,477 --> 00:57:25,413
but I feel it!

1071
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,282
I believe,
and I don't know who it is,

1072
00:57:28,716 --> 00:57:31,218
but that owl is here
to protect us

1073
00:57:31,352 --> 00:57:33,154
and it's also here to guide us.

1074
00:57:33,486 --> 00:57:35,289
It's the light that we need.

1075
00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:37,358
You put on Evel Knievel's suit

1076
00:57:37,525 --> 00:57:39,593
and a naked woman
come out of it,

1077
00:57:39,727 --> 00:57:43,130
and... and... and...
an owl followed you home?

1078
00:57:44,999 --> 00:57:46,968
I ain't the only one
seen the owl.

1079
00:57:47,101 --> 00:57:49,370
When Mike Judge came here,
that same owl appeared.

1080
00:57:49,502 --> 00:57:51,872
Yeah, it was up...
It was like up, uh...
- Yeah.

1081
00:57:52,006 --> 00:57:54,375
- ...in one of these palm trees.
- Yeah, yeah. There.

1082
00:57:54,942 --> 00:57:56,644
I couldn't see very well,
but it was...

1083
00:57:56,777 --> 00:57:58,079
- You could hear it.
- Yeah.

1084
00:57:58,212 --> 00:58:00,514
- Yeah.
- He's big.

1085
00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:11,425
<i>You getting</i>
<i>into Nashville,</i>

1086
00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:13,094
<i>songwriting stuff,</i>
<i>was that in the '70s or...</i>

1087
00:58:13,227 --> 00:58:16,163
Yeah, I would have
a lot of songs with me,

1088
00:58:16,297 --> 00:58:18,332
and lotta producers
would want to know,

1089
00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:19,567
"Hey, man,
what'd you bring down?"

1090
00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:20,935
"What you got?"

1091
00:58:26,374 --> 00:58:30,277
<i>At that time,</i>
<i>we weren't looking at my stuff</i>

1092
00:58:30,411 --> 00:58:31,345
<i>as country stuff.</i>

1093
00:58:31,479 --> 00:58:33,147
- Right.
- It was just...

1094
00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:35,383
Swamp's doing some stuff.

1095
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:37,084
"Don't Take Her,
She's All I Got."

1096
00:58:37,218 --> 00:58:39,153
<i>That was such a huge hit</i>
<i>for Paycheck.</i>

1097
00:58:40,688 --> 00:58:42,023
<i>♪ Well, I said, friend ♪</i>

1098
00:58:42,857 --> 00:58:45,793
<i>♪ Don't take her</i>
<i>She's all I've got ♪</i>

1099
00:58:47,528 --> 00:58:51,665
<i>♪ Please don't take</i>
<i>Her love away from me ♪</i>

1100
00:58:51,799 --> 00:58:52,800
A bunch of different versions

1101
00:58:52,933 --> 00:58:54,235
- made it into...
- Oh, man.

1102
00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:55,736
Conway Twitty.

1103
00:58:55,870 --> 00:58:56,837
<i>♪ Friend ♪</i>

1104
00:58:57,571 --> 00:58:59,774
<i>♪ Don't take her</i>
<i>She's all I've got ♪</i>

1105
00:58:59,907 --> 00:59:01,742
- Tanya Tucker? Yeah.
- Tanya Tucker.

1106
00:59:01,876 --> 00:59:03,210
She did the shit out of it.

1107
00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:05,646
<i>♪ Don't take him</i>
<i>He's all I got ♪</i>

1108
00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:07,681
The United States Navy Band.

1109
00:59:07,815 --> 00:59:10,351
<i>♪ Friend, don't... ♪</i>

1110
00:59:10,651 --> 00:59:12,286
It was a hit in the '90s.

1111
00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:23,664
<i>It enabled me</i>
<i>to go somewhere...</i>

1112
00:59:23,931 --> 00:59:25,800
<i>that I'd always wanted to go.</i>

1113
00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:27,902
<i>Even though I was only</i>
<i>allowed to visit.</i>

1114
00:59:28,035 --> 00:59:29,937
<i>I wasn't allowed to live there.</i>

1115
00:59:30,071 --> 00:59:31,939
<i>And I got the number one</i>
<i>country record.</i>

1116
00:59:32,073 --> 00:59:33,641
At that time,
it was still kind of

1117
00:59:33,774 --> 00:59:35,910
weird down there, in 1972.

1118
00:59:36,043 --> 00:59:39,847
And when I went down,
and they found out I was Black.

1119
00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:42,716
<i>And first of all,</i>
<i>when I got to the awards,</i>

1120
00:59:42,917 --> 00:59:45,653
I was ushered
through the kitchen because...

1121
00:59:46,253 --> 00:59:48,989
they thought I was a waiter,
although I had ju...

1122
00:59:49,123 --> 00:59:50,891
I stepped out
of a fucking limousine.

1123
00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:53,194
<i>Then again, maybe the waiters</i>
<i>ride in limousines down there.</i>

1124
00:59:53,327 --> 00:59:54,261
<i>I don't know.</i>

1125
01:00:00,334 --> 01:00:01,902
<i>One, two, three, four...</i>

1126
01:00:16,984 --> 01:00:18,285
Good morning, gentlemen.

1127
01:00:18,419 --> 01:00:21,088
- Good morning, Swamp.
- That was horrible.

1128
01:00:23,057 --> 01:00:24,358
Well,
that's 'cause you weren't here

1129
01:00:24,492 --> 01:00:27,094
- to help us out.
- That's why I rushed over.

1130
01:00:27,228 --> 01:00:28,395
We need your presence.

1131
01:00:37,506 --> 01:00:41,610
<i>♪ If you don't</i>
<i>Believe I'm leavin' ♪</i>

1132
01:00:41,742 --> 01:00:44,178
<i>♪ Just count the</i>
<i>days I'm gone ♪</i>

1133
01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:45,746
You gotta have a little

1134
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,382
argument thing
goin' on in your voice.

1135
01:00:48,517 --> 01:00:50,718
<i>♪ There'll be</i>
<i>a blue Monday... ♪</i>

1136
01:00:50,851 --> 01:00:52,820
Just kind of...
kind of blues it up.

1137
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:57,057
<i>♪ And if you don't</i>
<i>Believe I'm leavin' ♪</i>

1138
01:00:57,191 --> 01:01:00,427
<i>♪ Just count the</i>
<i>days I'm gone ♪</i>

1139
01:01:00,728 --> 01:01:01,929
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1140
01:01:02,229 --> 01:01:03,598
Yeah, that's nice.
It's got heart.

1141
01:01:03,898 --> 01:01:05,766
<i>♪ A woman needs care ♪</i>

1142
01:01:06,033 --> 01:01:08,969
<i>- ♪ Love and protection ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Love and protection ♪</i>

1143
01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:12,373
<i>♪ I could never find you</i>
<i>When I needed affection ♪</i>

1144
01:01:12,507 --> 01:01:14,074
<i>♪ Needed affection ♪</i>

1145
01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:16,110
<i>- ♪ If you don't ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Count the days ♪</i>

1146
01:01:16,243 --> 01:01:17,678
<i>- ♪ Believe I'm leavin' ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Count the days ♪</i>

1147
01:01:17,811 --> 01:01:19,346
<i>♪ Just count the</i>
<i>days I'm gone ♪</i>

1148
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:23,184
<i>♪ One, two, three, four</i>
<i>Five, six, seven ♪</i>

1149
01:01:23,484 --> 01:01:27,855
<i>♪ Oh, you won't</i>
<i>Have the chance ♪</i>

1150
01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:31,560
<i>♪ Again to treat me wrong ♪</i>

1151
01:01:32,561 --> 01:01:36,631
<i>♪ It's been a</i>
<i>long time coming ♪</i>

1152
01:01:37,164 --> 01:01:40,467
<i>♪ And it'll be a long</i>
<i>Long time gone ♪</i>

1153
01:01:42,537 --> 01:01:46,440
<i>Bluegrass to me</i>
<i>is like the blues.</i>

1154
01:01:46,575 --> 01:01:48,409
Everybody owns it.

1155
01:01:48,909 --> 01:01:52,413
It's not one
set of people that own it.

1156
01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:54,782
And every time you say
"bluegrass,"

1157
01:01:54,915 --> 01:01:57,151
some son of a bitch say,
"Yahoo!" Ya know?

1158
01:01:57,284 --> 01:01:59,386
And uh, you know, fuck that.

1159
01:02:00,054 --> 01:02:01,388
If I'm lucky...

1160
01:02:03,057 --> 01:02:05,259
I got 20 more years here.

1161
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,963
But who gets lucky?
You know?

1162
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:12,466
So, I've got some stuff...

1163
01:02:13,734 --> 01:02:15,236
I want to leave...

1164
01:02:16,638 --> 01:02:20,741
for people to hear
and know what I was...

1165
01:02:21,509 --> 01:02:22,476
about.

1166
01:02:39,594 --> 01:02:41,095
Yeah, I'd like to see ya.

1167
01:02:41,228 --> 01:02:42,830
I ain't seen ya in so long.

1168
01:02:45,099 --> 01:02:48,168
Oh, boy.

1169
01:03:33,414 --> 01:03:36,150
What is Swamp Dogg's
philosophy on life?

1170
01:03:39,019 --> 01:03:40,487
Overall...

1171
01:03:42,524 --> 01:03:43,924
just be cool.

1172
01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:45,492
You know?

1173
01:03:48,797 --> 01:03:51,131
And it's all so fun...

1174
01:03:52,734 --> 01:03:54,401
being yourself.

1175
01:03:55,804 --> 01:03:58,105
That's fun like a motherfucker.

1176
01:03:59,006 --> 01:04:02,376
But you got to find yourself.

1177
01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:07,615
- Oh, Jesse?
- Yeah?

1178
01:04:08,650 --> 01:04:09,850
That was that.

1179
01:04:15,724 --> 01:04:17,024
Wow.

1180
01:04:17,991 --> 01:04:19,761
That looks great, Swamp Dogg!

1181
01:04:19,893 --> 01:04:21,862
- You like that?
- That's amazing.

1182
01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:23,397
How long you been
working on that?

1183
01:04:23,531 --> 01:04:24,465
Um...

1184
01:04:24,865 --> 01:04:26,166
Swamp Dogg wants to know

1185
01:04:26,300 --> 01:04:27,702
when the fuck
you're gonna have it wrapped up?

1186
01:04:29,771 --> 01:04:32,439
So, did any
of your record companies

1187
01:04:32,574 --> 01:04:35,242
you were with, or the labels
you were with over the years,

1188
01:04:35,376 --> 01:04:38,278
when you came up with a concept,
did anyone fight you back on it?

1189
01:04:38,412 --> 01:04:40,047
Or they just let you do what...

1190
01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:41,949
Hell yeah!

1191
01:04:42,249 --> 01:04:43,450
Did you usually win out?

1192
01:04:43,585 --> 01:04:45,419
Well,
gettin' kicked off Elektra,

1193
01:04:45,553 --> 01:04:48,556
would that be a win?

1194
01:04:49,123 --> 01:04:53,460
<i>I did a small portion of LSD</i>

1195
01:04:53,595 --> 01:04:54,696
for a while.

1196
01:04:54,962 --> 01:04:58,098
And the first time I had LSD
it was slipped on me.

1197
01:04:58,499 --> 01:04:59,466
I wake up...

1198
01:05:00,134 --> 01:05:01,301
at night...

1199
01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:04,171
screaming.

1200
01:05:04,539 --> 01:05:06,974
And I'd wrap myself
around my wife.

1201
01:05:07,107 --> 01:05:10,043
She said I was squeezing,
squeezing, squeezing.

1202
01:05:10,177 --> 01:05:15,683
And my anxiety
became worse and worse.

1203
01:05:15,817 --> 01:05:18,318
And doctors and psychiatrists,

1204
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,890
they hadn't gotten
into depression

1205
01:05:22,022 --> 01:05:24,391
and anxiety attacks and shit.

1206
01:05:24,526 --> 01:05:26,661
That's how you lived
for a while, right?

1207
01:05:26,795 --> 01:05:29,329
For a few years. It got bad.

1208
01:05:29,731 --> 01:05:32,199
Mine got real bad.

1209
01:05:32,332 --> 01:05:34,401
I guess you'd had
episodes before that,

1210
01:05:34,536 --> 01:05:36,069
that you would
get really worked up

1211
01:05:36,203 --> 01:05:37,705
and start spinning a little?

1212
01:05:38,105 --> 01:05:39,574
I used to have like...

1213
01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:43,477
at least five im...

1214
01:05:44,445 --> 01:05:48,081
- imaginary heart attacks a day.
- Oh, wow.

1215
01:05:48,716 --> 01:05:52,986
<i>What I did is built</i>
<i>a little world around me.</i>

1216
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,421
<i>I had this big,</i>

1217
01:05:54,556 --> 01:05:57,625
<i>8,000 square foot home</i>
<i>in Long Island.</i>

1218
01:05:57,759 --> 01:05:59,426
Nine automobiles.

1219
01:05:59,561 --> 01:06:03,297
Everything I bought was supposed
to make me feel better.

1220
01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:04,164
Right.

1221
01:06:04,866 --> 01:06:07,769
<i>I did not feel any better.</i>

1222
01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:10,404
Was music, uh,
a safe place for you?

1223
01:06:10,538 --> 01:06:13,307
Could you... If you ever got
in that situation,

1224
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:16,009
could you listen to music
and you would calm down or...

1225
01:06:16,143 --> 01:06:19,246
No.

1226
01:06:24,384 --> 01:06:25,587
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1227
01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:29,289
<i>Swamp Dogg!</i>

1228
01:06:40,735 --> 01:06:43,136
<i>A man named</i>
<i>Swamp Dogg is here.</i>

1229
01:06:43,270 --> 01:06:44,639
Welcome to the show,
first of all.

1230
01:06:44,772 --> 01:06:45,874
Good to see you.

1231
01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:47,341
It's nice to have
you here and, uh...

1232
01:06:47,642 --> 01:06:49,544
It's nice to be had.

1233
01:06:49,677 --> 01:06:53,113
<i>♪ Darlin'</i>
<i>There's nothin' sweeter ♪</i>

1234
01:06:53,815 --> 01:06:56,316
<i>♪ You make me scream</i>
<i>You make me bawl ♪</i>

1235
01:06:56,450 --> 01:06:58,887
<i>♪ You make me feel</i>
<i>Like I'm ten foot tall ♪</i>

1236
01:06:59,286 --> 01:07:00,989
<i>♪ Sugar bum, sugar bum bum ♪</i>

1237
01:07:01,121 --> 01:07:03,090
<i>I had really become antiquated</i>

1238
01:07:03,223 --> 01:07:05,793
<i>when it came to the music.</i>

1239
01:07:16,069 --> 01:07:17,371
<i>♪ What's happenin'? ♪</i>

1240
01:07:19,072 --> 01:07:21,308
<i>♪ My body's startin' to shake ♪</i>

1241
01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:24,746
<i>♪ That building</i>
<i>Looks like it's</i>
<i>falling on me! ♪</i>

1242
01:07:25,513 --> 01:07:26,881
<i>♪ Earthquake! ♪</i>

1243
01:07:27,147 --> 01:07:30,384
<i>♪ It happens all the time</i>
<i>We ignore it ♪</i>

1244
01:07:30,618 --> 01:07:32,687
<i>♪ In less than a minute</i>
<i>It's gone ♪</i>

1245
01:07:32,921 --> 01:07:33,988
<i>♪ You come to L.A. ♪</i>

1246
01:07:34,121 --> 01:07:36,390
We're chatting with Swamp Dogg.

1247
01:07:36,524 --> 01:07:38,325
I don't know why
I'm having so much difficulty

1248
01:07:38,458 --> 01:07:40,160
pronouncing that properly.

1249
01:07:40,327 --> 01:07:41,996
<i>For many years,</i>
<i>for some reason,</i>

1250
01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:43,598
<i>my father made me believe</i>
<i>that you were dead.</i>

1251
01:07:43,731 --> 01:07:45,800
<i>So when I opened my eyes</i>
<i>and I saw you...</i>

1252
01:07:45,934 --> 01:07:48,068
<i>...I can't believe</i>
<i>that you are here!</i>

1253
01:07:48,201 --> 01:07:49,469
I thank you so much.

1254
01:07:49,771 --> 01:07:53,007
And I'm glad that the rumors
of my death are false.

1255
01:07:53,206 --> 01:07:55,543
My god.

1256
01:07:55,977 --> 01:07:58,278
<i>I'm always hearing</i>
<i>that I'm dead.</i>

1257
01:07:58,412 --> 01:07:59,379
<i>Yeah, well,</i>
<i>that would be</i>

1258
01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:00,748
<i>very inconvenient for us.</i>

1259
01:08:00,982 --> 01:08:02,951
<i>Yes, me too! Especially me!</i>

1260
01:08:09,456 --> 01:08:12,459
<i>Oh, we going to get sun today?</i>

1261
01:08:12,594 --> 01:08:14,862
<i>Oh yeah!</i>

1262
01:08:14,996 --> 01:08:17,932
<i>Oh, I like... I like the sun.</i>

1263
01:08:19,199 --> 01:08:23,571
<i>I come out here every day.</i>
<i>I sit for hours. It's healing.</i>

1264
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,275
Well, you know,

1265
01:08:28,509 --> 01:08:32,080
I was married
seven and a half, eight years.

1266
01:08:32,212 --> 01:08:33,514
<i>I had kids.</i>

1267
01:08:33,982 --> 01:08:35,115
<i>You know...</i>

1268
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:37,885
<i>My wife left.</i>

1269
01:08:38,318 --> 01:08:39,887
<i>I was devastated.</i>

1270
01:08:40,655 --> 01:08:43,390
<i>It was a bad situation,</i>
<i>sad situation.</i>

1271
01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:48,896
<i>And a friend called me up,</i>
<i>said, uh, he wanted</i>
<i>to go downtown.</i>

1272
01:08:49,564 --> 01:08:51,131
<i>Next thing you know, I'm...</i>

1273
01:08:51,532 --> 01:08:53,166
<i>gonna be</i>
<i>on this television show.</i>

1274
01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:54,368
<i>I didn't realize...</i>

1275
01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:56,537
From Oakland, California!

1276
01:08:56,671 --> 01:08:59,373
Doing his second HBO Special,

1277
01:08:59,507 --> 01:09:05,445
Hanging with Mr. Cooper himself,
Mr. Mark Curry!

1278
01:09:07,048 --> 01:09:09,149
They gave us tickets
to go way in the front.

1279
01:09:09,851 --> 01:09:11,753
<i>And we sat there</i>
<i>and the show started.</i>

1280
01:09:12,219 --> 01:09:15,188
<i>Mark Curry, he came in,</i>
<i>he went on the stage.</i>

1281
01:09:15,322 --> 01:09:17,792
And then, all of a sudden...

1282
01:09:18,626 --> 01:09:22,563
he said, "Look at this..."

1283
01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:23,998
This motherfucker right here!

1284
01:09:25,332 --> 01:09:26,567
Oh, shit!

1285
01:09:29,570 --> 01:09:30,905
<i>Then motherfucking cameras</i>

1286
01:09:31,039 --> 01:09:32,272
<i>came from everywhere.</i>

1287
01:09:32,707 --> 01:09:34,542
<i>You can feel the lights</i>
<i>and everything just hit me.</i>

1288
01:09:34,676 --> 01:09:35,943
<i>I didn't know</i>
<i>what was happening.</i>

1289
01:09:36,077 --> 01:09:38,345
<i>So, he went</i>
<i>to touch my hair, right?</i>

1290
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:40,480
<i>He went to touch it</i>
<i>and I threw my hand up</i>

1291
01:09:40,615 --> 01:09:42,150
<i>like one of them</i>
<i>Michael Jackson's fans.</i>

1292
01:09:42,282 --> 01:09:43,250
<i>You know what I mean?</i>

1293
01:09:44,852 --> 01:09:47,989
This nigga!
What the fuck is this?

1294
01:09:49,389 --> 01:09:51,358
Nigga,
we got an alien in here!

1295
01:09:53,961 --> 01:09:56,263
This...
...this motherfucker like...

1296
01:09:56,396 --> 01:09:58,398
Look at him, he be like
MC Hammer on crack!

1297
01:10:03,871 --> 01:10:05,640
So, I didn't know
what was happening.

1298
01:10:05,773 --> 01:10:06,941
So I got up.

1299
01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:08,576
Mookie? What you do, Mookie?

1300
01:10:08,710 --> 01:10:10,410
- I sing and dance.
- You sing... you sing?

1301
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:11,713
I know you must dance!

1302
01:10:12,046 --> 01:10:14,182
What kind of dance you do?
Let me see a quick move.

1303
01:10:14,716 --> 01:10:17,484
We don't need no music, nigga!
That's you. Use your hands.

1304
01:10:26,027 --> 01:10:27,795
<i>I said fuck this shit!</i>

1305
01:10:27,929 --> 01:10:30,297
My kids are going to see me
on national TV.

1306
01:10:30,430 --> 01:10:31,866
All this shit
going through my mind.

1307
01:10:31,999 --> 01:10:34,035
You know what? Fuck this!
I ain't gonna be humiliated!

1308
01:10:34,168 --> 01:10:35,536
I'm gonna do something...

1309
01:10:36,503 --> 01:10:39,306
<i>I said fuck it.</i>
<i>I just went to the hills, man.</i>

1310
01:10:41,209 --> 01:10:45,378
<i>You go up this hill</i>
<i>where the nuclear reactor is...</i>

1311
01:10:46,246 --> 01:10:48,049
<i>then go way up the hill.</i>

1312
01:10:48,182 --> 01:10:49,684
<i>So I went far!</i>

1313
01:10:50,518 --> 01:10:52,086
<i>So nobody can find me.</i>

1314
01:10:53,054 --> 01:10:55,857
I had a weapon.
Yeah, I got a gun.

1315
01:10:56,289 --> 01:10:59,127
I had the barrel to my head.
I'll never forget that shit.

1316
01:10:59,627 --> 01:11:01,929
I said I got all this talent.

1317
01:11:02,295 --> 01:11:04,999
Fuckin' do everything,
for... for what?

1318
01:11:05,933 --> 01:11:06,968
For what?

1319
01:11:08,202 --> 01:11:10,437
So I just didn't want
to be here no more, man.

1320
01:11:10,738 --> 01:11:12,106
Said, "Fuck it, man."

1321
01:11:14,942 --> 01:11:16,476
<i>I had the adrenaline</i>

1322
01:11:16,911 --> 01:11:18,679
<i>and everything was happening</i>
<i>and just a voice came in,</i>

1323
01:11:18,813 --> 01:11:20,882
<i>"Who are you to kill yourself</i>
<i>when you don't even own it?"</i>

1324
01:11:24,218 --> 01:11:25,452
"Uh, uh!"

1325
01:11:25,586 --> 01:11:27,387
"I got something else
for you to do."

1326
01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:30,591
<i>It's like I was called</i>
<i>to do something,</i>

1327
01:11:30,725 --> 01:11:31,893
<i>you know what I mean?</i>

1328
01:11:59,352 --> 01:12:00,621
It's so weird. I can't...

1329
01:12:00,855 --> 01:12:02,489
You know, when I'm looking
at it this close, Swamp,

1330
01:12:02,623 --> 01:12:06,359
I can't...
I can't see a form at all.

1331
01:12:07,795 --> 01:12:10,330
It just looks like
abstract shapes.

1332
01:12:10,565 --> 01:12:11,766
- No shit?
- Yeah.

1333
01:12:12,533 --> 01:12:13,701
And it just doesn't feel like

1334
01:12:13,835 --> 01:12:15,536
it's ever going
to make any sense.

1335
01:12:18,873 --> 01:12:20,975
That would drive me
fucking crazy.

1336
01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:33,087
There we go.

1337
01:12:35,656 --> 01:12:36,791
Hi, this is Jeri,

1338
01:12:36,924 --> 01:12:38,159
and I'm kicking back
with my friends,

1339
01:12:38,425 --> 01:12:40,061
and it's spring break
at my house.

1340
01:12:40,194 --> 01:12:42,462
<i>Welcome to</i> Jeri Williams's
New Music Revue!

1341
01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:45,398
<i>♪ The thrill is gone ♪</i>

1342
01:12:48,069 --> 01:12:50,470
<i>♪ The thrill is gone away ♪</i>

1343
01:12:51,672 --> 01:12:52,807
Tell 'em, Shorty!

1344
01:12:52,940 --> 01:12:55,375
<i>♪ The thrill is gone away ♪</i>

1345
01:13:12,593 --> 01:13:15,329
<i>See I told ya,</i>
<i>I like little toy animals.</i>

1346
01:13:15,462 --> 01:13:16,864
<i>I got James Brown.</i>

1347
01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:19,399
<i>I got all kinds of shit.</i>

1348
01:13:20,268 --> 01:13:21,269
<i>Can I play you a cut?</i>

1349
01:13:22,904 --> 01:13:24,205
Do a little dance
for me, Yvonne.

1350
01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:25,606
"Do a little dance."

1351
01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:27,341
Damn!

1352
01:13:30,278 --> 01:13:32,380
Spielberg,
eat your fuckin' heart out.

1353
01:13:37,285 --> 01:13:38,286
<i>♪ I love you ♪</i>

1354
01:13:38,653 --> 01:13:41,355
<i>♪ I love you ♪</i>

1355
01:13:41,488 --> 01:13:43,456
<i>♪ I love you ♪</i>

1356
01:13:43,858 --> 01:13:44,892
<i>♪ I love... ♪</i>

1357
01:13:45,092 --> 01:13:48,129
<i>♪ I love you, yes I do... ♪</i>

1358
01:13:48,262 --> 01:13:50,264
<i>Why am I doing this?</i>

1359
01:13:50,865 --> 01:13:54,035
I used to do it
to see her smile.

1360
01:13:54,467 --> 01:13:56,103
Give me a... give me a smile.

1361
01:13:58,072 --> 01:14:02,276
<i>She was the most</i>
<i>magnificent woman in the world.</i>

1362
01:14:02,643 --> 01:14:07,882
And I will never get over her.
This is the love of my life.

1363
01:14:08,916 --> 01:14:10,051
Yvonne.

1364
01:14:11,118 --> 01:14:12,987
Motherfucker.

1365
01:14:14,922 --> 01:14:18,125
Well, when we lost Mommy,
a lotta changes...

1366
01:14:18,491 --> 01:14:20,361
- Yeah.
- A lot of changes.

1367
01:14:20,561 --> 01:14:21,929
Yeah.

1368
01:14:24,565 --> 01:14:26,466
<i>♪ I'll pretend ♪</i>

1369
01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:29,170
<i>♪ That you're gone ♪</i>

1370
01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:32,640
<i>♪ On vacation ♪</i>

1371
01:14:36,077 --> 01:14:38,412
<i>♪ And you'll be back ♪</i>

1372
01:14:38,813 --> 01:14:42,116
<i>Yvonne was my wife, my life,</i>

1373
01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:45,953
<i>my everything,</i>
<i>and I could never get over her.</i>

1374
01:14:46,554 --> 01:14:48,456
She was somebody
you believed in.

1375
01:14:48,589 --> 01:14:51,225
I... I believed in her.

1376
01:14:53,493 --> 01:14:55,029
I believed in her.

1377
01:14:56,630 --> 01:14:59,266
<i>♪ To tell me you miss me ♪</i>

1378
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,136
<i>♪ And you're coming home soon ♪</i>

1379
01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:09,243
<i>♪ And I'll pretend ♪</i>

1380
01:15:11,612 --> 01:15:14,015
<i>♪ Your perfume fills the air ♪</i>

1381
01:15:14,148 --> 01:15:15,383
<i>She was a good woman.</i>

1382
01:15:15,516 --> 01:15:16,484
<i>Very good woman.</i>

1383
01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:18,152
She said, um...

1384
01:15:19,487 --> 01:15:20,688
"The doctor told me

1385
01:15:20,821 --> 01:15:21,989
I ain't gonna have long
to be here."

1386
01:15:22,556 --> 01:15:23,824
I said, "I...

1387
01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:27,294
I don't want you to go."
She said, "Well...

1388
01:15:28,863 --> 01:15:31,298
The doctor said that's it."

1389
01:15:31,432 --> 01:15:33,934
"Ain't nothing you
or nobody else can do."

1390
01:15:36,404 --> 01:15:38,205
<i>♪ I'll pretend ♪</i>

1391
01:15:40,408 --> 01:15:44,211
<i>♪ When I visit</i>
<i>our old friends ♪</i>

1392
01:15:45,514 --> 01:15:47,516
<i>The last thing</i>
<i>that we talked about,</i>

1393
01:15:47,648 --> 01:15:50,651
<i>she wanted me to stay here</i>
<i>and look over him.</i>

1394
01:15:51,385 --> 01:15:53,954
If he want anything,
make sure you take care of him.

1395
01:15:55,356 --> 01:15:56,624
I've been here ever since.

1396
01:15:57,224 --> 01:15:59,894
In fact, her name's
on that concrete over there.

1397
01:16:00,027 --> 01:16:02,263
<i>♪ I can't live like this ♪</i>

1398
01:16:04,799 --> 01:16:06,500
<i>♪ Please come back ♪</i>

1399
01:16:07,168 --> 01:16:09,303
<i>♪ I can't live like this ♪</i>

1400
01:16:39,534 --> 01:16:42,069
<i>People had counted me out</i>

1401
01:16:42,870 --> 01:16:46,307
<i>because they hadn't</i>
<i>seen or heard anything.</i>

1402
01:16:48,109 --> 01:16:51,412
<i>This generation</i>
<i>is more hip to my stuff</i>

1403
01:16:51,612 --> 01:16:54,215
<i>than my generation were.</i>

1404
01:16:54,949 --> 01:16:58,786
<i>It was almost like coming back</i>
<i>from the dead.</i>

1405
01:17:01,422 --> 01:17:04,291
We're going to bring out
our good friend Swamp Dogg.

1406
01:17:08,262 --> 01:17:10,264
- Come on out here, Swamp.
- Here he comes.

1407
01:17:12,967 --> 01:17:14,702
<i>Back in 1972,</i>

1408
01:17:15,002 --> 01:17:17,037
<i>Swamp scored</i>
<i>one of his biggest hits</i>

1409
01:17:17,271 --> 01:17:20,307
<i>with a cover</i>
<i>of John Prine's "Sam Stone."</i>

1410
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:24,145
<i>♪ Sam Stone, welcome home ♪</i>

1411
01:17:24,613 --> 01:17:26,714
<i>♪ Didn't last too long ♪</i>

1412
01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:33,220
<i>♪ He went to work</i>
<i>After he spent his last dime ♪</i>

1413
01:17:37,858 --> 01:17:39,093
<i>Forty years later,</i>

1414
01:17:39,561 --> 01:17:42,296
<i>they decided it's finally time</i>
<i>to hit the studio together.</i>

1415
01:17:43,931 --> 01:17:44,765
What the fuck was that?

1416
01:17:44,899 --> 01:17:46,367
<i>♪ Memories... ♪</i>

1417
01:17:47,168 --> 01:17:50,337
<i>♪ Don't leave like people do ♪</i>

1418
01:17:53,007 --> 01:17:56,143
<i>♪ And that's why anytime</i>
<i>Anywhere ♪</i>

1419
01:17:58,746 --> 01:18:01,849
<i>I want to thank you</i>
<i>for that "Sam Stone," man.</i>

1420
01:18:02,049 --> 01:18:04,385
You got it around
to a lot of people, Swamp.

1421
01:18:04,752 --> 01:18:08,222
You know, I... I never paid
any attention to the "mmm's."

1422
01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:09,890
- I know you didn't.
- Yeah.

1423
01:18:10,024 --> 01:18:12,259
I don't do it on my record.
Right.

1424
01:18:12,459 --> 01:18:14,629
This is your chance now
to make up for it.

1425
01:18:16,297 --> 01:18:19,166
- Damn. Okay.
- Okay.

1426
01:18:32,681 --> 01:18:35,550
<i>♪ Sam Stone came home ♪</i>

1427
01:18:35,883 --> 01:18:38,219
<i>♪ To his wife and family ♪</i>

1428
01:18:38,786 --> 01:18:43,257
<i>♪ After serving</i>
<i>In the conflict overseas ♪</i>

1429
01:18:44,992 --> 01:18:47,728
<i>♪ And the time that he served ♪</i>

1430
01:18:48,195 --> 01:18:51,031
<i>♪ Had shattered</i>
<i>all his nerves ♪</i>

1431
01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:55,836
<i>♪ And left a little shrapnel</i>
<i>In his knee ♪</i>

1432
01:18:57,438 --> 01:19:00,107
<i>♪ But the morphine</i>
<i>Eased the pain ♪</i>

1433
01:19:00,642 --> 01:19:03,244
<i>♪ The grass grew</i>
<i>Round his brain ♪</i>

1434
01:19:03,777 --> 01:19:08,015
<i>♪ And gave him</i>
<i>All the confidence he lacked ♪</i>

1435
01:19:09,618 --> 01:19:12,587
<i>- ♪ There's a hole</i>
<i>- In daddy's arm ♪</i>

1436
01:19:12,820 --> 01:19:15,022
<i>♪ Where all the money goes ♪</i>

1437
01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:18,092
<i>♪ And Jesus Christ ♪</i>

1438
01:19:18,225 --> 01:19:21,462
<i>♪ Died for nothin' I suppose ♪</i>

1439
01:19:22,296 --> 01:19:25,132
<i>♪ Little pitchers</i>
<i>Have big ears ♪</i>

1440
01:19:25,366 --> 01:19:27,868
<i>♪ Don't stop</i>
<i>To count the years ♪</i>

1441
01:19:28,703 --> 01:19:31,673
<i>♪ Sweet songs</i>
<i>Never last too long ♪</i>

1442
01:19:31,805 --> 01:19:34,375
<i>♪ On broken radios ♪</i>

1443
01:19:34,509 --> 01:19:36,076
<i>♪ Mmmm... ♪</i>

1444
01:19:36,210 --> 01:19:37,679
You did it again, John!

1445
01:19:40,314 --> 01:19:42,883
- Just keep doing it.
- Yeah.

1446
01:19:43,017 --> 01:19:45,819
<i>♪ Sam Stone's welcome home ♪</i>

1447
01:19:46,253 --> 01:19:48,289
<i>♪ Didn't last too long ♪</i>

1448
01:20:11,845 --> 01:20:14,181
- You want your hat?
- Huh?

1449
01:20:14,448 --> 01:20:16,685
- Want your hat?
- The cap?

1450
01:20:17,017 --> 01:20:18,620
- Yep.
- No, I got a hat on.

1451
01:20:18,753 --> 01:20:19,920
I got one in the van.

1452
01:20:20,187 --> 01:20:22,222
Oh, okay, so want me
to put this in your room?

1453
01:20:22,356 --> 01:20:24,091
- Yeah.
- All right, all right.

1454
01:20:24,224 --> 01:20:26,795
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

1455
01:20:44,978 --> 01:20:47,414
<i>♪ I'd sure like ♪</i>

1456
01:20:48,282 --> 01:20:50,117
<i>♪ Like to come back ♪</i>

1457
01:20:52,687 --> 01:20:54,288
<i>♪ That's a date ♪</i>

1458
01:20:55,889 --> 01:20:58,025
<i>♪ I don't wanna miss ♪</i>

1459
01:21:00,027 --> 01:21:02,229
<i>♪ Next time ♪</i>

1460
01:21:03,230 --> 01:21:05,899
<i>♪ Can't be better than this ♪</i>

1461
01:21:07,368 --> 01:21:09,903
<i>♪ Next time ♪</i>

1462
01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:18,245
<i>Well, you know,</i>
<i>as you know, Guitar Shorty...</i>

1463
01:21:19,246 --> 01:21:23,317
He passed away, um... 4/20.

1464
01:21:24,686 --> 01:21:27,321
Time was five o'clock p.m.

1465
01:21:28,889 --> 01:21:30,424
Exactly in this bed right here.

1466
01:21:30,558 --> 01:21:34,128
He's gone, he's in Heaven
and rejoicing...

1467
01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:37,699
with the angels
and the universe.

1468
01:21:38,465 --> 01:21:41,536
We grew up in this house
for like 15 years.

1469
01:21:41,870 --> 01:21:44,371
Three people, we're like
Three Stooges up in this house.

1470
01:21:44,873 --> 01:21:47,809
For years and years and years
of going through the same thing,

1471
01:21:47,941 --> 01:21:50,444
same thing,
not knowing who or what,

1472
01:21:50,578 --> 01:21:52,279
but learning and hoping
and praying

1473
01:21:52,413 --> 01:21:55,850
and just keep creating
and making greatness for people

1474
01:21:55,983 --> 01:21:57,552
so you can help people
all the time

1475
01:21:57,685 --> 01:21:58,986
'cause that's what we do.

1476
01:21:59,654 --> 01:22:01,288
You know, through music,

1477
01:22:01,823 --> 01:22:03,558
you know, 'cause we're healers,

1478
01:22:04,124 --> 01:22:05,926
you know, manifestors.

1479
01:22:06,059 --> 01:22:08,061
We make things happen
out of nothing.

1480
01:22:08,295 --> 01:22:10,899
We just... Musically.

1481
01:22:11,432 --> 01:22:14,468
Because we're being guided
by the spirits.

1482
01:22:15,202 --> 01:22:16,671
Which is a wonderful thing.

1483
01:22:16,905 --> 01:22:19,674
Because his spirit is still here
and it's never going to leave.

1484
01:22:20,742 --> 01:22:23,645
And it's making visitations
all over the place.

1485
01:22:24,879 --> 01:22:28,148
It's going to continue
to do that and grow.

1486
01:22:29,249 --> 01:22:30,885
And everything gon' be great.

1487
01:23:01,448 --> 01:23:03,450
<i>Are you enjoying</i>
<i>being a legend?</i>

1488
01:23:03,585 --> 01:23:05,219
<i>What else can I do?</i>

1489
01:23:05,486 --> 01:23:08,590
<i>No, man, I just can't figure</i>
<i>how to get out of this thing.</i>

1490
01:23:23,203 --> 01:23:25,172
It's my birthday.

1491
01:23:28,610 --> 01:23:29,644
"Dad,

1492
01:23:30,244 --> 01:23:34,983
<i>sometimes kids don't get it."</i>

1493
01:23:35,115 --> 01:23:39,419
"We don't notice
the little things

1494
01:23:40,254 --> 01:23:45,425
that come straight
from a dad's heart."

1495
01:23:47,494 --> 01:23:50,632
"I may not be a kid
anymore, Dad...

1496
01:23:51,699 --> 01:23:54,101
but I still love the things
you do."

1497
01:23:54,736 --> 01:23:58,138
"And I realize
how important it is

1498
01:23:58,272 --> 01:24:00,274
I tell you how much...

1499
01:24:01,308 --> 01:24:02,610
I love you."

1500
01:24:03,377 --> 01:24:04,679
"Happy birthday."

1501
01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:07,749
Then she writes, "I love you

1502
01:24:08,081 --> 01:24:10,818
and hope we will be able to...

1503
01:24:11,051 --> 01:24:13,387
spend many more birthdays...

1504
01:24:14,822 --> 01:24:16,056
together."

1505
01:24:16,724 --> 01:24:18,125
"Love, Jeri."

1506
01:24:23,397 --> 01:24:25,767
She's so sincere.

1507
01:24:28,135 --> 01:24:30,538
She's so sweet, so good.

1508
01:24:32,874 --> 01:24:35,643
Telling me how much
she loves me, and...

1509
01:24:36,511 --> 01:24:37,612
so forth.

1510
01:24:40,882 --> 01:24:43,585
Sometimes you need
that kind of stuff.

1511
01:24:44,652 --> 01:24:46,621
Yeah.

1512
01:25:09,476 --> 01:25:11,579
<i>♪ Lately ♪</i>

1513
01:25:12,145 --> 01:25:14,281
<i>♪ I can't breathe ♪</i>

1514
01:25:15,950 --> 01:25:20,822
<i>♪ These walls are closing</i>
<i>In on me ♪</i>

1515
01:25:23,190 --> 01:25:25,459
<i>♪ This lump in my throat ♪</i>

1516
01:25:25,693 --> 01:25:28,663
<i>♪ Gettin' bigger all the time ♪</i>

1517
01:25:30,598 --> 01:25:32,900
♪ <i>I'm choking to death ♪</i>

1518
01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:36,037
♪ <i>From the ties that bind ♪</i>

1519
01:25:36,236 --> 01:25:37,672
<i>♪ Yes I am now... ♪</i>

1520
01:25:51,619 --> 01:25:53,186
- Hey, Jeri!
- Yes?

1521
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:54,354
Come here a minute.

1522
01:25:54,822 --> 01:25:56,223
Want me help you
with your shoes?

1523
01:25:56,356 --> 01:25:58,158
- Yes.
- Sure, no problem.

1524
01:25:58,660 --> 01:26:00,662
- You're a doctor.
- Yeah.

1525
01:26:00,795 --> 01:26:02,997
Watch a neurologist
put some shoes on.

1526
01:26:03,665 --> 01:26:06,668
These are cool!

1527
01:26:06,968 --> 01:26:08,468
When did you get these?

1528
01:26:10,370 --> 01:26:11,906
Dun dun dun!
Whoa!

1529
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:13,941
Look at the glass slippers!

1530
01:26:14,142 --> 01:26:15,543
Tha slippa da dippa! Oh...

1531
01:26:15,677 --> 01:26:17,912
Oh, wait...
But wait, where does it stick?

1532
01:26:18,046 --> 01:26:19,080
It don't stick.

1533
01:26:19,379 --> 01:26:21,115
Yeah it does, there's Velcro.

1534
01:26:21,248 --> 01:26:22,182
Yeah, the Velcro.

1535
01:26:22,315 --> 01:26:23,483
So what am I doing wrong?

1536
01:26:23,651 --> 01:26:24,886
No, no,
it goes around like that.

1537
01:26:26,587 --> 01:26:28,422
So we just need
to give him his shirt, right?

1538
01:26:28,556 --> 01:26:30,892
- Yeah.
- Well, I've got the shirt.

1539
01:26:32,093 --> 01:26:33,493
I don't need y'all no more.

1540
01:26:33,628 --> 01:26:35,930
Excuse me!
Looked like you needed us.

1541
01:26:38,331 --> 01:26:40,802
<i>♪ Big Party ♪</i>

1542
01:26:41,468 --> 01:26:43,805
<i>♪ Big Party ♪</i>

1543
01:26:44,605 --> 01:26:47,075
<i>♪ Big Party ♪</i>

1544
01:26:51,179 --> 01:26:53,114
<i>♪ She invited me... ♪</i>

1545
01:26:53,313 --> 01:26:54,682
Is that Art Fein?

1546
01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:57,085
<i>♪ 'Cause she knew</i>
<i>You would bring me ♪</i>

1547
01:26:57,284 --> 01:26:59,721
Eighty fucking years old.

1548
01:26:59,954 --> 01:27:02,123
You don't look...
you don't look a day over 57.

1549
01:27:02,255 --> 01:27:04,926
Oh, shit.

1550
01:27:05,059 --> 01:27:06,226
<i>Thank you.</i>

1551
01:27:08,495 --> 01:27:10,330
Alonzo! My man!

1552
01:27:10,464 --> 01:27:11,666
Over here
holdin' court?

1553
01:27:11,966 --> 01:27:14,234
I told you I'm coming out
with a bluegrass album?

1554
01:27:14,367 --> 01:27:15,536
No.

1555
01:27:15,703 --> 01:27:17,672
Yeah,
it's full of banjos and shit.

1556
01:27:17,805 --> 01:27:20,041
<i>That's what my problem is.</i>

1557
01:27:20,174 --> 01:27:23,544
<i>Whatever it is I wanna do,</i>
<i>I'm gonna do it,</i>

1558
01:27:23,678 --> 01:27:25,847
<i>whether you like it or not.</i>

1559
01:27:26,180 --> 01:27:28,315
- How ya doing, Moogie?
- Awesome.

1560
01:27:28,448 --> 01:27:30,383
- How's your monkey doing?
- He's happy now!

1561
01:27:32,452 --> 01:27:34,689
- Happy birthday!
- Thank you!

1562
01:27:34,889 --> 01:27:36,023
God damn!

1563
01:27:37,091 --> 01:27:38,258
Vernon!

1564
01:27:38,793 --> 01:27:40,194
How long we gonna be doing this?

1565
01:27:40,327 --> 01:27:42,262
I don't know.
How long you wanna do it?

1566
01:27:44,031 --> 01:27:45,398
If this was me,

1567
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:48,502
I would have been excited
to do it for about 3 hours,

1568
01:27:48,636 --> 01:27:50,872
and then I woulda
just wanted to hide.

1569
01:27:51,005 --> 01:27:52,039
No.

1570
01:27:52,874 --> 01:27:55,676
- I don't wanna die.
- Oh.

1571
01:27:56,144 --> 01:27:58,713
- Wait, not die! I said "hide."
- I know.

1572
01:27:58,846 --> 01:27:59,814
Hide.

1573
01:27:59,981 --> 01:28:01,616
You're going crazy
on your 80th, man.

1574
01:28:01,749 --> 01:28:03,618
People not doing it like this,
with the shoes, too.

1575
01:28:05,653 --> 01:28:07,387
Eightieth birthday.

1576
01:28:07,522 --> 01:28:09,824
It kinda sticks
in your throat a little bit.

1577
01:28:09,957 --> 01:28:14,962
Swamp Dogg is the official
Great Grandfather

1578
01:28:15,096 --> 01:28:16,463
of West Coast hip-hop.

1579
01:28:16,597 --> 01:28:17,899
I'm gonna show you
the man's pool right quick.

1580
01:28:18,132 --> 01:28:19,934
I don't wanna drop my phone
in the goddamn pool.

1581
01:28:20,168 --> 01:28:21,401
Okay, where's the owl?

1582
01:28:21,536 --> 01:28:23,104
He's got to be flying
around here.

1583
01:28:23,303 --> 01:28:24,939
All right, everybody!

1584
01:28:25,405 --> 01:28:27,675
Let's get together and sing.

1585
01:28:27,809 --> 01:28:30,578
Happy birthday to Swamp Dogg!

1586
01:28:30,711 --> 01:28:32,113
All right?

1587
01:28:32,246 --> 01:28:37,685
<i>♪ Happy birthday dear</i>
<i>Swamp Dogg ♪</i>

1588
01:28:37,819 --> 01:28:43,257
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪</i>

1589
01:28:52,033 --> 01:28:53,534
Oh yeah, right. Uh...

1590
01:28:55,036 --> 01:28:57,337
I forgot
what I was supposed to do.

1591
01:28:59,140 --> 01:29:00,274
Speech!

1592
01:29:00,575 --> 01:29:05,213
No, um, I appreciate
everybody who's out here.

1593
01:29:05,445 --> 01:29:06,681
And I love you.

1594
01:29:07,181 --> 01:29:08,316
I'm here for you.

1595
01:29:09,083 --> 01:29:12,019
And thank you
for being here for me.

1596
01:29:12,385 --> 01:29:13,554
Enjoy!

1597
01:29:13,688 --> 01:29:16,858
♪ <i>Buildings blaze in a mist</i> ♪

1598
01:29:21,461 --> 01:29:24,065
<i>♪ Draw them each day ♪</i>

1599
01:29:27,635 --> 01:29:31,973
<i>♪ Crying sky</i>
<i>All bathed in dust ♪</i>

1600
01:29:34,008 --> 01:29:35,375
I'm seeing
your skeleton right now.

1601
01:29:35,509 --> 01:29:36,476
Is that what should
be happening?

1602
01:29:36,611 --> 01:29:39,947
<i>♪ It just gleamed ♪</i>

1603
01:29:42,382 --> 01:29:44,785
<i>♪ Saturn's face sparkling ♪</i>

1604
01:29:45,853 --> 01:29:48,055
<i>♪ Silver shadow velvet blue ♪</i>

1605
01:29:49,489 --> 01:29:52,459
<i>♪ All of this reminding ♪</i>

1606
01:29:53,426 --> 01:29:54,996
<i>♪ Me of you ♪</i>

1607
01:29:56,964 --> 01:30:01,736
<i>♪ All of this</i>
<i>Reminding me of you ♪</i>

1608
01:30:27,261 --> 01:30:28,562
What do you think, Swamp?

1609
01:30:29,163 --> 01:30:30,164
You like it?

1610
01:30:30,298 --> 01:30:31,866
I'm crazy about it!

1611
01:30:32,133 --> 01:30:33,466
I'm crazy anyway now.

1612
01:30:33,601 --> 01:30:34,902
- Say what?
- Huh?

1613
01:30:35,670 --> 01:30:37,405
Wow! I love it!

1614
01:30:39,307 --> 01:30:41,042
<i>Is, uh, anybody going</i>
<i>to be able to see this</i>

1615
01:30:41,175 --> 01:30:43,077
<i>- from the sky?</i>
<i>- I believe so.</i>

1616
01:30:44,045 --> 01:30:45,046
<i>Uh...</i>

1617
01:30:45,279 --> 01:30:47,848
<i>Well, we've had</i>
<i>a lot of those, uh...</i>

1618
01:30:49,250 --> 01:30:51,986
Robot planes.
What do you call them?

1619
01:30:52,119 --> 01:30:54,288
- Those drones?
- Yeah, those drones.

1620
01:30:54,689 --> 01:30:55,790
<i>Cannonball.</i>

1621
01:30:55,990 --> 01:30:58,192
Oh!

1622
01:30:58,326 --> 01:31:03,331
Damn!
Jesse made a messy! Ah!

1623
01:31:03,463 --> 01:31:04,665
Jesse!

1624
01:31:05,465 --> 01:31:07,601
Can't you read that sign?

1625
01:31:23,217 --> 01:31:25,987
<i>I didn't get to eat</i>
<i>none of the cheesecake.</i>

1626
01:31:26,354 --> 01:31:28,322
<i>Weren't supposed</i>
<i>to eat no cheesecake.</i>

1627
01:31:28,456 --> 01:31:29,724
I could at least tasted it.

1628
01:31:29,857 --> 01:31:31,425
Well, how come
you didn't go to the table

1629
01:31:31,559 --> 01:31:32,727
and cut you a piece?

1630
01:31:32,860 --> 01:31:34,195
'Cause you told 'em
on the loud...

1631
01:31:34,829 --> 01:31:38,032
everybody,
that I couldn't have any...

1632
01:31:45,806 --> 01:31:47,008
<i>Hey, you</i>

1633
01:31:48,709 --> 01:31:50,578
<i>I'm up from the bayou</i>

1634
01:31:51,912 --> 01:31:54,248
<i>Where wildlife runs free</i>

1635
01:31:55,649 --> 01:31:57,918
<i>You might say that I'm country</i>

1636
01:31:58,919 --> 01:32:00,988
<i>But let me tell you what I see</i>

1637
01:32:02,757 --> 01:32:04,625
<i>Your world is plastic</i>

1638
01:32:05,292 --> 01:32:08,262
<i>And I can see through</i>
<i>To the other side</i>

1639
01:32:09,030 --> 01:32:10,931
<i>Your cities are made of wood</i>

1640
01:32:11,065 --> 01:32:13,934
<i>Antiques are what</i>
<i>You've got inside</i>

1641
01:32:14,702 --> 01:32:16,003
<i>Houses are paper</i>

1642
01:32:16,137 --> 01:32:18,973
<i>But folks don't hear</i>
<i>A word you say</i>

1643
01:32:20,074 --> 01:32:22,009
<i>Friendship's like acid</i>

1644
01:32:22,676 --> 01:32:24,311
<i>It just burns...</i>

1645
01:32:25,279 --> 01:32:26,981
<i>As it slides away</i>

1646
01:32:28,382 --> 01:32:29,683
<i>So, you see</i>

1647
01:32:31,018 --> 01:32:33,354
<i>My patience is growin' thin</i>

1648
01:32:34,255 --> 01:32:38,759
<i>With this synthetic world</i>
<i>We're livin' in</i>

1649
01:32:40,428 --> 01:32:43,831
<i>Strange drugs to keep me blind</i>

1650
01:32:45,733 --> 01:32:47,668
<i>Heavy metal music...</i>

1651
01:32:48,669 --> 01:32:50,604
<i>To blow my mind</i>

1652
01:32:53,007 --> 01:32:57,546
<i>Now I find I'm out of place</i>
<i>If I only have one face</i>

1653
01:32:58,145 --> 01:33:00,981
<i>All my friends has</i>
<i>more than two</i>

1654
01:33:01,115 --> 01:33:04,051
<i>And no longer must you be you</i>

1655
01:33:05,352 --> 01:33:08,222
<i>They found out</i>
<i>how to transplant</i>

1656
01:33:08,656 --> 01:33:12,293
<i>"Maybe" has replaced "can't"</i>

1657
01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:14,628
<i>So, you see</i>

1658
01:33:15,496 --> 01:33:17,566
<i>My patience is growin' thin</i>

1659
01:33:18,432 --> 01:33:23,704
<i>With this synthetic world</i>
<i>That we're living in</i>

1660
01:33:25,372 --> 01:33:26,674
Think about that.

1661
01:33:27,975 --> 01:33:30,611
Um... I mean...

1662
01:33:31,011 --> 01:33:33,414
I ain't trying
to be Mark Twain...

1663
01:33:34,248 --> 01:33:37,051
but I think I'm just as good
as Mark Twain.

1664
01:33:37,918 --> 01:33:41,388
Doing my shit
when he doin' his shit.

1665
01:33:42,923 --> 01:33:45,092
I'll leave Mark Twain alone.

1666
01:33:46,193 --> 01:33:47,261
Good night, Mark.

1667
01:33:54,101 --> 01:33:56,170
<i>♪ Sittin' on a cornflake ♪</i>

1668
01:33:57,204 --> 01:33:59,807
<i>♪ Ridin' on a roller skate ♪</i>

1669
01:34:00,941 --> 01:34:03,310
<i>♪ Too late to hesitate ♪</i>

1670
01:34:04,579 --> 01:34:06,480
<i>♪ Or even meditate ♪</i>

1671
01:34:07,648 --> 01:34:10,484
<i>♪ Always lookin' up</i>
<i>What's down ♪</i>

1672
01:34:10,619 --> 01:34:13,921
<i>♪ They've come to get me</i>
<i>From the lost and found ♪</i>

1673
01:34:14,421 --> 01:34:17,626
<i>♪ But believe me</i>
<i>I'm feelin' fine ♪</i>

1674
01:34:18,025 --> 01:34:20,595
<i>♪ To the world</i>
<i>I'll throw some wine ♪</i>

1675
01:34:20,728 --> 01:34:22,897
<i>♪ And then I'll do</i>
<i>Total destruction ♪</i>

1676
01:34:23,030 --> 01:34:25,166
<i>♪ To your mind, mind</i>
<i>Mind, mind ♪</i>

1677
01:34:25,299 --> 01:34:27,668
<i>♪ Total destruction</i>
<i>To your mind ♪</i>

1678
01:34:27,801 --> 01:34:28,802
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1679
01:34:28,936 --> 01:34:30,271
<i>♪ Total destruction ♪</i>

1680
01:34:30,471 --> 01:34:32,206
<i>♪ To your mind, mind</i>
<i>Mind, mind ♪</i>

1681
01:34:32,339 --> 01:34:34,509
<i>♪ Total destruction</i>
<i>To your mind ♪</i>

1682
01:34:34,643 --> 01:34:36,210
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1683
01:34:40,881 --> 01:34:43,250
<i>♪ Trials and tribulations ♪</i>

1684
01:34:44,051 --> 01:34:46,588
<i>♪ Misuse and aggravation ♪</i>

1685
01:34:47,388 --> 01:34:50,224
<i>♪ It was me</i>
<i>Who you stepped upon ♪</i>

1686
01:34:51,025 --> 01:34:53,562
<i>♪ Me who you looked down on ♪</i>

1687
01:34:54,563 --> 01:34:57,666
<i>♪ Stand and watched you</i>
<i>Playin' games ♪</i>

1688
01:34:58,132 --> 01:35:01,368
<i>♪ But now</i>
<i>I've learned to do the same ♪</i>

1689
01:35:01,769 --> 01:35:04,639
<i>♪ Now, I am on your case ♪</i>

1690
01:35:05,105 --> 01:35:07,975
<i>♪ Lookin' you square</i>
<i>In the face ♪</i>

1691
01:35:08,108 --> 01:35:10,077
<i>♪ And as sure as the sun ♪</i>

1692
01:35:10,211 --> 01:35:13,881
<i>♪ Will shine, shine</i>
<i>Shine, shine, shine ♪</i>

1693
01:35:14,448 --> 01:35:19,119
<i>♪ I'm gonna do total</i>
<i>destruction To your mind,</i>
<i>mind, mind, mind ♪</i>

1694
01:35:19,253 --> 01:35:21,690
<i>♪ Total destruction</i>
<i>To your mind ♪</i>

1695
01:35:21,822 --> 01:35:23,157
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1696
01:35:23,357 --> 01:35:24,825
<i>♪ Total destruction</i>
<i>To your mind ♪</i>

1697
01:35:24,959 --> 01:35:26,360
<i>♪ Mind, mind, mind ♪</i>

1698
01:35:26,493 --> 01:35:28,530
<i>♪ Total destruction</i>
<i>To your mind ♪</i>

1699
01:35:28,663 --> 01:35:30,931
<i>♪ Yeah, mind, yeah, mind ♪</i>

1700
01:35:36,237 --> 01:35:37,438
<i>♪ Roommates ♪</i>

1701
01:35:37,905 --> 01:35:38,839
<i>♪ Roommates ♪</i>

1702
01:35:38,973 --> 01:35:40,808
<i>♪ Oh, roommates ♪</i>

1703
01:35:40,941 --> 01:35:42,409
<i>♪ Oh, roommates ♪</i>

1704
01:35:42,544 --> 01:35:46,548
<i>♪ Oh, oh, roommates</i>
<i>Oh, oh, roommates ♪</i>

1705
01:35:46,681 --> 01:35:47,915
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1706
01:35:48,148 --> 01:35:49,551
<i>♪ Understanding</i>
<i>Is what it takes ♪</i>

1707
01:35:49,684 --> 01:35:51,519
<i>♪ To live in the world</i>
<i>Without faith ♪</i>

1708
01:35:51,653 --> 01:35:55,022
<i>♪ Poverty that's what it be</i>
<i>In today's society ♪</i>

1709
01:35:55,155 --> 01:35:59,293
<i>♪ From day in to day out</i>
<i>Respect is</i>
<i>what it's all about ♪</i>

1710
01:35:59,426 --> 01:36:02,296
<i>♪ Caring, sharing, forgiving,</i>
<i>Healing, hurting ♪</i>

1711
01:36:02,429 --> 01:36:06,534
<i>♪ Pain, happiness, all together</i>
<i>Under the same roof ♪</i>

1712
01:36:06,668 --> 01:36:08,035
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1713
01:36:08,168 --> 01:36:09,671
<i>♪ Could be me,</i>
<i>it could be you ♪</i>

1714
01:36:09,803 --> 01:36:13,140
<i>♪ Helping save humanity ♪</i>
<i>From insanity ♪</i>

1715
01:36:13,274 --> 01:36:15,175
<i>♪ That's what real</i>
<i>Roommates do ♪</i>

1716
01:36:15,309 --> 01:36:18,078
<i>- ♪ That's what roommates do ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Roommate ♪</i>

1717
01:36:58,553 --> 01:37:01,255
<i>Hi. This is Swamp Dogg.</i>

1718
01:37:01,623 --> 01:37:05,727
<i>I wanna thank you</i>
<i>for reaching out</i>

1719
01:37:05,859 --> 01:37:07,227
<i>to get my cookbook</i>

1720
01:37:07,361 --> 01:37:11,298
<i>called</i> If You Can Kill It
I Can Cook It.

1721
01:37:11,666 --> 01:37:15,836
<i>I've tried all</i>
<i>of the recipes myself,</i>

1722
01:37:16,571 --> 01:37:20,841
<i>and I love 'em all,</i>
<i>and my friends love 'em all.</i>

1723
01:37:20,974 --> 01:37:23,310
<i>They're so good, mmm!</i>

1724
01:37:23,444 --> 01:37:27,014
<i>Gourmet food.</i>
<i>It is really good.</i>

1725
01:37:27,147 --> 01:37:28,750
<i>And it's for real.</i>

1726
01:37:29,016 --> 01:37:32,886
<i>If you can kill it,</i>
<i>I will cook it.</i>

1727
01:37:33,722 --> 01:37:35,055
<i>I got a cookbook out.</i>

1728
01:37:35,189 --> 01:37:37,358
<i>You know I'm always up</i>
<i>to somethin'.</i>

1729
01:37:39,293 --> 01:37:40,528
<i>Call 1-866-DOGG-FUD</i>

1730
01:37:40,662 --> 01:37:43,964
<i>That's, 1-866-DOGG-FUD.</i>
<i>Call now!</i>

